whats every **** doin this weekend then me and kirsten are goin for a chateubriand dinner tomorrow with a groupon voucher i bought then on sunday out for a few beers to watch the game. will prob get a workout in on sunday afternoon too what u think of that then
Quiet night in tonight, on a all pub crawl tomorrow starting at 11am, lazing around and puking on Sunday.
well they say saturday is the busiest day for a rent boy gambol, dorry i mean gigolo, sorry 'male escort' lol
Think about that when yer shaggin kirsten on Saturday night. Bealey on the job and a nice image of Gambol pops into his head. Ye know it's gonny happen now.
Was going to go and stay with my bird but can't get anyone to come and look after mother so stuck in the Fens drinking myself to death.
Bealey: "Oh, Kirsten, sook ma cock. Wait. Why am I thinking about Gambol?" I've decided to conduct an experiment to see if I can subliminally program bealey to think about me when he's having le sexy time with Kirsten. Gambol = Sex. Sex = Kirsten. Kirsten = Gambol.
you make me laugh young squire where ye goin on holiday? Is this the one your ditching the burd to go on?
I'm watching my nephew overnight tonight, and got my football teams day out tomorrow. Sub crawl around Glasgow Starting at 12 which is a recipe for disaster On Sunday I'll be moving my duvet through to my living room and crashing out on the couch all day. Will probably take a bucket in with me to save me from having to make numerous bathroom trips (for whitey, not ****ey - they'll still get bathroom visits).
I am going to get a tattoo of two W's either side of my ring piece so that when I bend over it says WOW.
quiet one for me. pishy DVD night. got T in the park next week though. Should be fun carrying all my stuff up to the site with a seperated shoulder