One of my pals is just back from kenya doing his acclimatisation for afghanistan with the army so we went out for a drink on saturday night. He passed out after 2 hours so we thought we should maybe take him home, no taxi would take him so we ended up carrying him about 3 miles back to his house, he was totally out cold so you couldn't even get him to support any of his own weight, we took it in turns to carry him in a firemans lift. when it was my turn to carry him we got stopped by the police and they demanded that we explain what the **** was going on, i managed to talk him out of a drunk and disorderly type charge as he was no where even near disorderly. once we got him home and put him to bed we all stayed at his house for a few more drinks. A few hours later i went up stairs to the toilet to find my pal standing in his bedroom naked with the door open pishing in his top drawer i got a text from him on sunday saying he had hit a grand slam and that someone was sick on his cat
