Weekend Thread No. 1

I will be having a BBQ on a bus, what about you guise?

 

This is going better than expected. Well played, Monny

 

Olga is on hols so got the weekend to myself

Going to get very drunk tonight, play Red Dead Redemption whilst stoned and hungover tomorrow then eat pizza whilst playing RDR stoned on Sunday.

Aka livin' the dream

 

Continuing with my blockbusting autobiography. I have packed a lot in to my 37 years.

No holds barred, warts and all.

Provisionally entitled "Our Lives As Us".

 

I'll proof-read it if you like. £68 is my hourly rate.

As for the weekend, I'm going to stay in bed for the most part. I'll eat lots of different cheeses and watch my Carry On boxset. Lovely stuff.

Bye.

 

Thanks Ponders, most gracious.

Ah cheese, I love cheese!!

Perhaps I should start a thread, non?

 

You should definitely start a cheese thread, ER.

But I probably won't contribute to it.

Bye.

 

Going to have a lot of ****s.

 

*give

 

Don't play it drunk. I did and got a bounty on my head of around $1500. I then lost the downloadable war horse through being taken out by a rival gang and bounty hunters simultaneously.

 

Losing your horse is a ****, I ran mine down a hill the other day and squished it, miles from anywhere, took ****ing ages to find some **** to rob.

I plan on getting so drunk I wouldn't know which way up to hold the pad, so should be fine

 

In Lanza so basically will be eating out and getting pished.

 

Eating out who? Julie or her sister?

 

Hannibal Lochrie

 

Pics to follow?

 

The **** is still in Glasgow

 

Can’t post pics due to small image fiasco but literally just finger blasted @julie on the beach.

 

Im just waiting for weekend thread no. 2.

 

When will that be?