Beware of all imposters, this is the official GC Weekend Thread. I got just under half of the patio done in front of my big fake shed last weekend but not sure how much more will get done this weekend as Junior is at football trials in the morning on Saturday and him and Mrs Grove are both doing some sort of Fun Run on the Sunday which I have to be at apparently. Also trying to copy some of my old vinyl choons onto the PC before selling them off. Around 150 albums and 100 singles to copy. Checked on some websites and do you know how much they are all worth? F.uck all is how much.
Phone up your buddies and sort out another gang bang and remember to make sure you take some actual footage of poontang instead of lots of hairy-ars.ed blokes.
Friends have just had a baby so I'm being forced to go visit them tomorrow and pretend to give a ****. Sunday will be watching Celtic collect the championship trophy then change channel to watch the Hibs v Huns game.
Moved house yesterday. New and old houses like **** tips. Will be spending weekend organising, tidying and crying.
Correct. No internet, no sky. Having to use phone as hotspot for wee fella to play his games. Crying as I type this.
Paving in the rain, paving in the sweltering heat the next day and still not finished yet! Any slower and I'd have to work for Network Rail. Had a few diversions at the weekend though, chief among them (or is that a mong them?) was going to watch Mrs Grove & Junior's fun run. Fun indeed if you like a bit of milf lycra camel's hoof action. Splendid.
Got pissed watching Irish rugby win again,come on lads make the effort.I had a decent round of golf Saturday morning but made a bollox of last 3 holes and could've been a contender.Toon won but so what and reading reports the top 6 in EPL don't ever play each other in first and last fixture of the season,so if they fix that what else do they fix, disillusioned Paddy.