It's meant to be chucking it down over the weekend so I'll either have to postpone the paving or just get wet doing it. Possibly off to see the new Avengers flick too. What are you crazy kids up to?
Busy weekend as per but the creme de la resistance will be on Sunday as the Loyal Son's of William party in the Piggery as FC BHEAST choke again in the quest for 2IAR. #watp
Botanic gardens tomorrow morning, followed by lunch in town then a couple of art galleries in the afternoon. Sunday will be football followed by watching hurting huns invade the pitch and shaming their football club AGAIN!
Meeting Stevie G in the Louden on Saturday where we shall partake in lots of vino and smoke some crack out the back and run like lions and tigers and of course, bears. Sunday Stevie has promised to teach me the favourite Scouse past time of wheeltrim thievery. We plan to head down to Glasgow's West end where there will be treasure galore that he can take back down to Liverpool where they pay top dollar for that ****.
Weather ****e,golf in the morn weather permitting,might watch the defenders of Rome if not dragged out shopping and a BBQ.
Pretty quiet time planned apart from Saturday visit to the synagogue, Sunday visits to the kirk and pineapple plus home prayers to various other religions (mat oot) asking for a miracle for my beloved FC Bayern in Madrid next week.
Nae booze since last Saturday so it could be a Murrty one (or Gerrardy, depending on developments). Aff Monday, cert to be hungover. Let's hope I'm not epileptic with rage too. FEEL THE BEEL
Going to the EDL disco/fundraiser in Luton Saturday night. Sunday will be spent watching flat earth videos on YouTube .
Whereabouts on the island did you stay Gas? Did you take any nudie photos of Julie that we might get a look at? I could bust a nut right now if you can post something on Uncut.
Plays Blanca 10 mins drive to a decent nudist beach. Mrs Gas and Julie had to stick to lesbian sex after a few days as my cock got quite a dark tan and they have racist fannies.
I was at Playa Blanca too but never made it to the beach, normal or nuddy. Anywhere near the Elba Royal Village Resort by chance? Lesbo pics of Julie and Mrs Gas would go down well.
