Weekend Thread 10 of 52

I will be watching Scotland beat Ireland at rugby tomorrow and on Sunday I will watch Rangers put the filthy taig SCUM to the sword. I will also have a BBQ.

What are you guise up to?

 

I will probably stay in and have a chinese

 

None of your business you nosy bastard.

 

****ing, working and watching stuff. Sometimes all at once.

 

I will be watching Ireland beat Scotland at rugby tomorrow and on Sunday I will watch Celtic put the filthy hun SCUM to the sword. I will also have a BBQ.

Some of that is true.

 

^^^^ great multitasking skills

 

In other words, BC is having a BBQ

 

A big bald queer?

@DevAdvocate to confirm

 

That would be a WBQ

 

Aw yeah. My mistake.

Or “my bad” as @If in doubt would say

 

That answer has been hilarious every time you post it on the weekend threads

 

No golf(snow not melted yet) so will get the messages done early,then I will be watching Ireland beat Scotland at rugby tomorrow while keeping a close eye on the Toon v Saints game(6 pointer), @Archers Road to confirm.I'm bringing my ma out for lunch today for mother's day as she's busy on Sunday so suits me,will probably have a look at some football match that everyone seems to be excited about and a BBQ after it.

 

This weekend will be a celebration of Presbyterian superiority. Tonight i will be attending the annual sash bash in the Imperial club Bellshill where the Portadown son's of William will be belting out some protestant heritage tunes through the medium of Flutes and drums.

Tomorrow i will be watching as the 15 loyal protestant Scotsmen travel into the cradle of the Satanist cabal and bring home a victory and put Paddy firmly in his place.

Sunday shall be more of the same as the mighty Glasgow Rangers bring the natural order of things back to Scottish soccer.

I've sailed the wild Atlantic crossed the broad Pacific Shore,
I've sailed around the stormy Capes and heard the Forties roar,
I've flied the Indian Ocean I've sailed the China Sea,
But there's a sea back home in Scotland more than all the rest to me,

 

It's Staunch Scotch Presbyterian vs *****phile Roman Catholic Irish all weekend.

It's Scotland vs Ireland
It's Rangers vs Celtic
It's Barrie vs Julie

C'MON YOU CABER TOSSING ****S!!

 

Ahm gonnae kick the **** out a horse.

 

And yet you feel compelled to reply every single time you boring ****?

 

Nope that's the first time i've ever bothered you repetitive unfunny boring ****.

 

Aye neigh bother ya big ****

 

Calm doon son, you'll have another eppy.

 

Says Mr