After finishing my punishing UK stand up comedy tour I'm a wee bit tired and emulsional. Tonight I am going to get myself down the local to watch the big game. Tomorrow should be seeing my daughter and the folks. Sunday will be a day of rest as the good Lord intended. Fit's abdy else deein?
after work drinks tonight Going to the Watford vs Blackpool match and then meeting up with old school mates tomorrow Washing, ironing and all that old guff on Sunday
Mates 40th... off out to Lebowskis then who knows where. Saturday - out for dinner with Mrs Pud Sunday - see my wee maw.
I'm getting dragged to a "Tribute Night". Last year it was Neil Diamond and Kenny Rodgers (Played by the same bloke) and the year before it was Rod Stewart and Tina Turner. I cannot wait.
Work ra morra in then gawn tae the 'Brox tae see Fernando oan Sunday The wean is gawny be a mascot so he is. Goat him a Sash so a huv.
Top Tips: Your local Sexaholics Anonymous is a great place to meet sexually active women with very low standards.
Oft to Lebowskis to batter Pud. Relaxing weekend in the cells Early start Monday at Glasgow Sheriff court.
It must be times like this you wish you were deid. ****ing working tomorrow so am away in some ****ing hotel tonight. Out on the piss tomorrow night. Sunday church service followed by reflection and spiritual contemplation then an afternoon in the pub getting pissed and acting the **** as per usual.
Thinking of heading down to watch a West End show, in the Isle of Man's cultural district, then maybe go dancing in the gay district with all the funky homo ravers. Possibly finish the night off with a chill out session on the beach, watching the sun rise while smoking some ganja with all the Manx hippies.
