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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Toley Fart, Jun 25, 2021.

  1. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    What’s every **** doing?

    Not even bothered tbh

    hope Wales win the euros

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  2. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Julie is trying to get me to agree to tonguing her arse in Ibiza but I'm not going anywhere that I need to shove a plastic thing down my gullet and up my snib and how the **** is she going to do the nasal swab with that beak of hers is anyone's guess.
     
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  3. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Just take her to Burntisland and give her an extra special rimming bro.
     
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  4. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    She's a sun worshipper, literally will do the ironing in the garden if the sun's out.

    Also, the prices for domestic staycation places is astronomical just now.
     
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  5. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Can't you drive to Ibiza ?
     
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  6. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Only on the venga bus
     
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  7. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    What is a venga bus? :huh:
     
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  8. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    not sure, I heard monny and dev talking about it at poker the other night. 90s patter I think
     
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  9. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    When I and about 12 others were going on the police bus from Stewart Street Police station to Glasgow Sheriff Court there was one wee junky that kept on singing that song but he sang, "the bingo bus is coming", then there was a fight between two other guys which was an eye opener considering they were handcuffed to different people. It was after that journey that I fell in love with buses.
     
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  10. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    What did you get a weekender for?
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Fighting in KFC. Just got the night and then about a year later came back with a petition warrant. Stupidly I went to the station on the Saturday night thinking it was a mistake and the ****s kept me in until court on the Monday. Some right ****ing clowns in the station and the the ones on remand come from the Bar L to the court. I haven't kept in touch with any of them. When I say fighting, I was only charged with a breach. It because the mate I got arrested with had done 5 years previously for an incident involving shotguns.
     
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  12. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    <laugh> fs monny
     
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  13. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    They worst bit about it was the coppers told my mum that I refused a lawyer so she was worried sick. ****ers. Also the turn key told us it was 2pm when it was actually only 10:30am or something. ****er. Also Celtic beat Motherwell 7-0 or something which the other turn key took great delight in telling us. ****er.
     
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  14. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I had a lay down in Motherwell police station because I knocked my next door neighbour the fùck out.
    Unfortunately it was the Easter weekend Saturday night that I got banged up and I had to lie in until Tuesday to go to Hamilton sheriff court. The coppers let my Missus bring me books in so it wasn't that bad an experience.

    Apart from the grub which is fúcking awful.
     
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  15. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Lives in Motherwell ^
     
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  16. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    No I don't. I live near Motherwell. At that time i lived further away from Motherwell but Motherwell is the only station that has remand cells round here.
     
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  17. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    It’s okay I live in simshill
     
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  18. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Snob!
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ^^^^^^^^Lives in pishy wishy
     
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