Julie is trying to get me to agree to tonguing her arse in Ibiza but I'm not going anywhere that I need to shove a plastic thing down my gullet and up my snib and how the **** is she going to do the nasal swab with that beak of hers is anyone's guess.
She's a sun worshipper, literally will do the ironing in the garden if the sun's out. Also, the prices for domestic staycation places is astronomical just now.
When I and about 12 others were going on the police bus from Stewart Street Police station to Glasgow Sheriff Court there was one wee junky that kept on singing that song but he sang, "the bingo bus is coming", then there was a fight between two other guys which was an eye opener considering they were handcuffed to different people. It was after that journey that I fell in love with buses.
Fighting in KFC. Just got the night and then about a year later came back with a petition warrant. Stupidly I went to the station on the Saturday night thinking it was a mistake and the ****s kept me in until court on the Monday. Some right ****ing clowns in the station and the the ones on remand come from the Bar L to the court. I haven't kept in touch with any of them. When I say fighting, I was only charged with a breach. It because the mate I got arrested with had done 5 years previously for an incident involving shotguns.
They worst bit about it was the coppers told my mum that I refused a lawyer so she was worried sick. ****ers. Also the turn key told us it was 2pm when it was actually only 10:30am or something. ****er. Also Celtic beat Motherwell 7-0 or something which the other turn key took great delight in telling us. ****er.
I had a lay down in Motherwell police station because I knocked my next door neighbour the fùck out. Unfortunately it was the Easter weekend Saturday night that I got banged up and I had to lie in until Tuesday to go to Hamilton sheriff court. The coppers let my Missus bring me books in so it wasn't that bad an experience. Apart from the grub which is fúcking awful.
No I don't. I live near Motherwell. At that time i lived further away from Motherwell but Motherwell is the only station that has remand cells round here.