Some wee tit in a parka skelped her with a snowball after the Cast gig the other night, so she ragdolled him all over the road and burst his coupon. All his mates were knotting themselves at him and he got up with the tears blinding him and blood everywhere and said he was off to the casino. Anyway, the cops turned up at her school and said the wee fanny made a complaint saying it was an unprovoked attack