wee durties

on saturday night i came home and looked out my living room window to see a wee durty getting pummelled against the recycling bins.

she was a touch of class. needless to say i watched to the end <gambol>

 

Pics/video proof or it didn't happen

 

Did you not go out and join in?

 

i would have filmed it but the burd was in the room at the time.

 

nah, i shouted words of encouragement to the guy though.

 

In other words your hands were too busy to hold a phone? My guess is you were abseiling, finger up the arse "feeding the rope"

 

"Get it pumped, wee man" by any chance?

 

Wisny me

 

So? The bitch could have ****ed you off while you filmed the gripping scenario unfolding.

 

Ahh the good old days of pumping wee durties ootside, I was a bus shelter man myself. The odd time they'd just get pumped up against a wall but I liked to treat them to the bus shelter now and again

 

The lack of a "put the rest of your finger in" shout gave that right away.

 

That and the fact she was conscious/willing.

 

****in' amateurs.

 

pokey bummer

 

pokey CHOKEY bummer.

<theropeisthereforareason>

 

im still too scared to try a chokey

 

What colour were the recycle bins Dougie?

 

there are three, one brown one white and one green. she was getting pumped against the brown one <wishitwasaeuphemism>

 

The bins must have been full otherwise people would hear them crashing about all over the place.

 

the brakes were on and they are chained to the wall so the local jakies dont steal them.