One of our very own on here is getting married on the weekend. Some call him Ash, some Chico and other more deranged posters have called him a penguin molester. We all know him as one of our mods. Some of you may want to congratulate him, some of you may want to offer commiserations and some of you may want to book him in with a psychiatrist. Now just for a bit of fun and that's all this thread is, my question to you as the title says is, If you could give Ash/Chico one wedding present and money was no object what would you give him ?? Maybe the man himself could even decide what his top 3 picks are too. A message to the mentally unbalanced ones out there, that means you FFS and Valley, anything goes. No holding back I can't wait to see what you pair come up with.
I'm not that unbalanced, but I'll think of something appropriate Can I make a suggestion on a best man, I think Mark 'The Power' Gower would be perfect
Valley I'll ignore that, god this all takes me back, I remember a girlfriend saying once that it would be great if we got married I replied '' yeah ? I don't get to sleep with anyone else for the rest of my life and if it goes wrong you get to keep half my stuff? '' I moved out the next day.
I remember our wedding day , the unkind whispers... so called friends saying that I only married my first wife because her very rich uncle left her lots of money. Obviously it wasn't true , I would have married her no matter who left her the money...
I remember our first wedding anniversary , She realised our marriage was in trouble because I gave her luggage .... it was packed and then she had the nerve to complain that her mother had nearly suffocated......
I must confess to liking PGF's idea. Surprised the nutters haven't decided what they'd get yet !! I think he will need a secret bank account to hide his stash he will need to pay for Swans matches. If he doesn't stash any cash then his missis will have the lot.
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Iv'e thunk. Separate houses. Hers little cottage, with small neat gardens front and rear obviously with fence or wall to enclose pets/offspring. Yours, a three level Townhouse. Groundfloor , kitchen and three bedrooms for Scandinavian, Russian and Japanese nudist au pairs! 1st floor lounge, Subuteo table with pitch, floodlights and scaletrix permanently set up with plasma tv for all live games,bar . 2nd floor with pooltable and Bar, jaccusi, bedroom, with cctv to let you know if spouse is approaching. Me, next door neighbour with free access to well stocked bars and nudist au pairs. I am leaving you all now, my work is done........................
Talking about weekend passes, has Johnny's been approved yet? I am going to be bored this weekend otherwise.
Before it's too late Ash....take her for a "romantic walk" in the country. I've found just the place but you might have to pretend to do your shoe laces up and tell her to go on ahead when you reach the sign: Only kidding, mate. Best wishes for your future together.
Congrats Ash, a few pearls of wisdom for you By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener. Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence -a life sentence. Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. It's true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get married!
