Toothless Maw "Hullo son, ye gonnee open dem coortains and poor dem jars o piss oit derm windas"? "Hole fecking weekend ye been in ere"!!
Webs "Maw, irnt piss, its boaby saunds sponk so it is, dinnae poor it"!!
Toothless Maw "Aww son, ah thot it was yir bruthers bawjuice tae be sure"?
Webs "ffs Maw, dat wiz boabies jizz tae enloighten oos so it wiz, ffs maw"
Toothless Maw "Well, sun, best ye give maccie ds a call tae be sure, whit aboot ye eh"
Webs "ffs maw, oim a webel doint yow now"
Toothless Maw "**** aff ye wee ****ebag and get me and declan 10 bensons"
Webs "oikay maw, ffs"
Webs "Maw, irnt piss, its boaby saunds sponk so it is, dinnae poor it"!!
Toothless Maw "Aww son, ah thot it was yir bruthers bawjuice tae be sure"?
Webs "ffs Maw, dat wiz boabies jizz tae enloighten oos so it wiz, ffs maw"
Toothless Maw "Well, sun, best ye give maccie ds a call tae be sure, whit aboot ye eh"
Webs "ffs maw, oim a webel doint yow now"
Toothless Maw "**** aff ye wee ****ebag and get me and declan 10 bensons"
Webs "oikay maw, ffs"
