Weather

Was cloudy in Edinburgh earlier. It's not now. It's sunny.

 

Its ****ing freezing in Newcastle

 

Nice and toasty warm here. In my office.

 

Day off, I'm still in my bed! Toasty warm here too!

 

I'm guessing two, so far.

 

I'm guessing you are taking the piss out me ... although due to my hangover I'm not sure how?

I'll reply with **** you Gambol ... and hope for the best.

 

It was -1 this morning.

A wee bit parky, what, what.

 

**** sake

I was guessing how many you'd knocked aff while lying in yer pit

 

****ing freezing in this **** area.

 

I reckon he is on about how many ****s you have had already.

 

my bad ... none actually, I've not recovered the coordination to pull it off yet.

 

We'll be kind and put his slowness down to his hangover

 

Strange man Gambol is. I bet he was lying on his side pleasuring himself with a four knuckle shuffle whilst thinking of Glesgabhoy rippin' the heid aff it.

 

It's actually very sunny in Edinburgh.

 

While rubbing baby lotion into his manly chest.

You know me so well.

 

Its slightly over cast and a bit pearl harbour in Worcester. Though there are people walking round in shirts which is odd.

at least its the friday and there should be lots of potential victims on the town tonight after getting hammered at christmas parties... <checks chloroform>

 

<japanesebaldchest>

 

Calm down, it's two more weeks til black Friday. You won't even need the chloroform that night.

 

Carol Kirkwood's flabby alabaster breasts have unsightly blue veins running through them, and tufts of wiry hair grow from her nipples. The outlook: not as pleasant as it probably was 20 years ago.