Weather Update

Any o' you bastarts been blown aff yet?

Or was it just a mild touch?

 

As this is a weather thread, I may as well tell my devastatingly funny joke again. In Britain, the weather is known as "Muslim Weather", because it is partly sunni, but mainly shi'ite.

 

Trains between Glasgow and edinburger are down to every half hour.

 

I heard this guy tell that joke about 5 years ago.

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sounded better in his accent too. must try harder

 

Well, I must have told it about 10 times in the last 2 weeks on here!

 

Hurricane Tina has well and truly landed in Cenrtral Scotland. It's ****in wet and and wild oot there. I'm nipping out of the office for a smoke, wish me luck.

 

Hurricane Tina?

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