We need a director of football

That's according to Damien Comolli, i can see where he's coming from, we were poor this summer in the transfer window, my candidate for the job would be Fergie, players would want to join us and it might speed up our deals as well.

 

Let's get Joe Kinnear in then

 

good god no, we would'nt pronounce our players name correctly.

 

Coming from the man who was behind Carroll to LFC for £35m and Downing to LFC for £20m, I think we need a director of football

 

Yeah, but remember Downing was signed waaaaaaay before the transfer deadline...

 

He cost 2 million more than young did.

 

You should apply, matth.

 

bugger off wumming, my candidate would be Fergie.

 

I think the point of Fergie's retirement was so that he could retire?
He is on the board now yes, but he will have a fringe involvement. I think he wanted to spend more time with his grand children.
A DOF position is pretty involved and if he was going to do that he may as well have stayed on as manager.

 

True, that's the only candidate i could think of.

 

Any chance that Damien Comolli is currently available?

 

Good shout. He can pick up the phone to any manager in world football. They may not pick it up at the other end but he can definitely do his bit.

 

'' alan, i want to sign kebab... i mean Cabaye''

 

Cantona. He'd use Jedi mind tricks to make players come to United.

 

Well done Comolli. He was certainly a great advert for the post. He helped the scousers tremendously. And they wouldn't be where they are without him (and Dalglish the muppet). The scousers have got a lot to be thankful for, haven't they?...