Another day, another set of rumors dreamed up in press office's across England. Linking us to him,her,them and don't forget the dog. I reckon we must have been linked to at least 120 players this summer, so for a bit of a laugh on a Monday..Are their any players we haven't been linked to, we should have. And why? P.S No mention of Messi,Xavi or any other Barcelona player, as that's too obvious
I had a dream a few days ago we took on Gary Neville as assistant manager but I put it down to the cheese I'd eaten before bedtime.
Wayne Rooney...Liverpool are unlikely to be linked with Liverpool rejects. There is only one reason how Rooney ended up at Evertons academy...Liverpool rejected him.
KPR. I have accepted your request to become a mate. This is on the basis that I don't think I know anyone who hates united more than you, and I know a hell of a lot!
Freddy adu. With our sights on youngsters, Freddy adu has seen a resurgence of form in the last year, and at only around 20, a solid coach could do nothing but help. Not only that, but his current club told him they wanted him to train on his own, after returning from an unsuccessful loan spell in turkey. He would do well to play a year or two in our youth team before making the step up as backup striker/attacking mid. Creative flair, young, sign him up!!! Cory Ashe is an mls all-star left back, one who made Nani look slow. Try to find it on YouTube, he waits for Nani to be even with him before he starts his footrace with him. Ashe can also attack, as he used to play left midfield. He has to be cheap, a he plays in the mls and is American. Fairly young if I remember correctly.
A lot of players have made Nani look slow ie Jimmy Bullard,Scott Parker,Joey Barton,Charles Nzogbia,Jeramaine Pennant,Rory Delap,Kevin Davies,Tamir Cohen.
Ola Toivonen and the Costa Rican for Twente, jsut forgot his name d***. Twente have a pretty solid Brazilian CB as well, Douglas I think.
I'm thinking of coming out of retirement. I'm old and slow, my vision is not as good as it used to be and my ball skills were never the greatest and haven't improved and I can't jump. So, if I let the press know I'm thinking of coming out of retirement I feel fairly confident that caughtoffside will be linking me with some club
