.................as I am taking that bloody coat to the cleaners this morning and it will not be ready for collection until Tuesday. It will mean that the very lovely Mrs Godders will probably freeze while watching the game but what the heck we all need to make sacrifices and to do as much as we can to help the cause. I just hope that Nigel and the lads are prepared to make the same sacrifices. I don't think I could live with Eddie Howe leaving St Mary's with a smile on his face. I shall of course be in my well insulated overcoat and I have just bought myself one of those hats with ear flaps. They look stupid but they do keep your head warm. So this Saturday if you see a little old whiskery man with a walking stick and a silly hat with a woman shivering and turned blue with the cold because she hasn't got a coat to wear please don't knock them over it will probably be me and the very cold but lovely Mrs Godder.
I reckon the bewhiskered, shivering old man will be accompanied by a lovely woman wearing a strangely large coat
They do sell rather fetching pink hats and scarves adorned with the saints logo - go on Godders, spoil her.
To relieve yourself (and us) of this accursed adornment of your wife's, can we not have a wicca-man style burning ceremony of the offending garment?
