We Are Crap!

Six times this season we have failed to take the lead in games....that's bad enough!
Seventeen points dropped already...tragedy!
Too many different goalscorers..should be relying more on a lone scorer...too risky!
Yet another city player sent off...happening far too much!
Runaway leaders my arse.. Premier league, you're having a laugh!

Ho, ho, ho!

 

Don't show that to the Leeds fans, they don't get irony.

 

We sure are crap!

 

Long may the crap continue.

 

Please don't mention the word "crap". I've still got a bumhole like the Japanese flag after last week.

As for our club's lofty position on top, it proves Archimedes was right - turds do float.

 

Take this with caution though, as you have to remember that you can't polish a turd.

 

I wouldn't know - I've never seen a Polish turd.

 

Polish turds are full of carp, especially on boxing day as it's their traditional Christmas fayre.

 

I work with swansea turds at the w/ends .......................
;O)

 

Now that must really be a crap job.........

 

I nearly had an experience with such a thing....perhaps I should explain....I was in a bar in Gadansk Poland, just about to take a seat, when a burly beast came over and asked if he could push my stool in for me.....what?

 

enema anyone?

 

evening Mr Drum.

missed your posting of late. Even Bluescull posted the other day, but Sparkey insulted him and he disappeared again.