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We all have a little Cheik Tiote inside of us

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  1. Heavy Metal Toon

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    :D
     
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  2. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

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    Thomsan's flailing arms are hillarious but it nothing will beat Justin Lockwoods.

     
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    Tiote can cause an orgasm from a hundred paces just by sneezing.
     
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    An elderly man lay dying in his bed. While suffering

    the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled

    the aroma of his favourite scones wafting up the stairs.





    He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself

    from the bed. Leaning on the wall, he slowly made his way

    out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort,

    gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled

    downstairs.





    With laboured breath, he leaned against the

    door-frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for

    death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven,

    for there, spread out upon the kitchen table were

    literally hundreds of his favourite scones.





    Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of love from his

    devoted Scottish wife of sixty years, seeing to it that

    he left this world a happy man?





    Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself

    towards the table, landing on his knees in rumpled posture.



    His aged and withered hand trembled towards a scone

    at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly

    smacked by his wife with a wooden spoon .......

    ‘**** off’ she said, ‘they're for the funeral.’
     
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  6. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

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    How dare you compare Tiote to a normal human being?
     
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    We all have a little Cheik Tiote inside of us. ( I'd do anything for Tiote, but I wouldn't do THAT! )
     
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    <laugh> Exactly!

    By the way what was the link you sent me , it said the page was unavailable.
     
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    Something off here, I'll take a look and c&p it to you.

    Check the Middlesborough thread, it might have been that.
     
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    Do you mean the letter from a football manger player to Steve Gibson declaring his interest in the vacant smoggies job?
     
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    When Cheik scored...
     
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    That's the one, been around before but funny as hell.
     
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    Haha yes saw it for the first time today! Absolutely brilliant and a nice reply from Steve Gibson.
     
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