maybe he's a soft lad.. anyone remember that old simpsons episode where darryl strawberry is secretly crying at the abuse he's getting from bart and lisa? maybe its the away fans shouting scouse B*****Ds all the time that makes him realise that they'd spit on him the day he says he wants to leave.... oh wait Or perhaps he cried so much over his balding bonce he finally went and spent a fortune to fix it... on our good advice. Or maybe its just cos he hates getting hammered for 90mins
What does he expect, Does he expect Liverpool fans to be nice to him even though he sold his autobiography to the S*n and he told every newspaper how much he hates us?. Most of isn't because he plays for Manchester United. He would get the same amount of abuse if he stayed with Everton. So I don't think there is anything wrong with Liverpool fans singing these songs and making these chants. ''You fat Bastard''. The baby's not yours The baby's not yours Wayne Rooney The baby's not yours He shoots He scores He spends his time with whores Wayne Rooney Wayne Rooney. Who's that shagging in the Lowry Who's that with a dirty whore. Wayne Rooney is his name He hasn't got a brain He won't be shagging Coleen anymore. He's bald He's thick. His dads a total prick Wayne Rooney Wayne Rooney.
Not for one second would I champion KPR - but that last lil vignette's got a perfect simplicity about it. Touching.
