Watching a ****e program...

Because there's a braw burd on it.

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The Big Bang Theory

I'd destroy Penny's donut.

 

Is that the launderette in Easties?

Aye, she'd get it.

Dot Cotton as well for that matter.

 

Hanging out the back of Dot Cotton.

That'd be living the dream right there.

 

With Mr Popadopoliss or whatever his name was up your marmite motorway.

 

I've no idea who that it but I'll just presume he is a very beautiful man.

 

With an internet awash with porn, there's simply no excuse for enduring ****ey programs because of the poontang on show. Knock a quick one out and get on with something more rewarding.

 

One of the most common excuses ever used, but no one should ever watch shows like Hollyoaks and justify it by saying they get to look at hot women on the telly.

Get outside or watch some porn ffs.

 

Toby moaning again

 

I know.

This coming from the twat that post pictures of his tiny cock on the Rangers board.

****in waste of a ****stain.

 

But I like Penny.

 

Dev has been away for 24 hours so you're looking for someone else to follow around?

I'm not interested

Just stick to rep points

 

ER watches Coronation Street 'cause Bill Roache and Michael La Vell are his heroes and role models.

 

Oh look the Ayrshire tartan trousered one has returned.

Have you sucked off fatty Salmond today yet?

 

You ****s have hijacked <MUIRS!!!!> thread.

 

Naw, I'll leave sucking boabies to you. For a ***** like you, that's wee Boaby, aged 12.

 

If this was a "wid ye" it would probably be the best one