"This board is a disgrace!" Neil Warnock told me after he had tried to log on at 9.43pm last night (Monday) to check out how he should be running the team. "In all honesty, how the hell can I be expected to get things right if I can't log in to Not 606 and read what the experts have to say?" He went on, "I have a new lucky charm that I carry round in my pocket (its a life-size model of Shaun Wright Phillips) so hopefully things will get better." There were other things on his mind as well. "I want to know who the mole is in the camp," he said. "I saw the thread entitiled 'Warnock losing it' and wondered how the hell DelBoy49 had found out. I lost it twice on Sunday, but luckily Sharon found it (once in the bathroom and once under the bed with the book I'm reading at the moment - "Joey Barton's Pearls of Wisdom"). So from now on my lucky charm is going on a piece of string around my neck." When asked why he had bought two pieces of string Neil said, "One is to go around my neck with the lucky charm, the other is to go around Michael Oliver's neck ... nice and tight."
