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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Magic Laudrup 11, Aug 4, 2010.

  1. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Last night after the gym I dropped along to the hospital to help out in a&e for a few hours and had to help with the treatment of an alkie. He was given diazepam (also known as valium) for alcohol withdrawals (he was seizuring before coming in) and I was told I had to read up on everything about the drug. I need to do it for every type of drug I see given out so I understand why it's given and to help me at uni. Anyway, the side effects of diazepam/valium is below <laugh>

     
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  2. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Dystonia.....thats near Latvia isnt it ?
     
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  3. right now hit me with coke, ectos & grass side affects and we'll really go to town
     
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    Nev don't worry. Yer auld paul Bollo's skimmed over it and weighing it over "vulgus vereor" or more commonly known as "THE FEAR" Vals win hands down <ok>
     
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  5. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <laugh> <laugh> I think the side effects are if you overload on them

    At the hospital we don't prescribe coke, ectos or grass so no need for me to know the side effects <laugh>
     
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    thats the ****ing tories for you
     
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  7. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> you make it sound like you do more than just follow nurses about all night, desperately trying to smell their hair <ok>
     
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  8. am gony stop takin them at nights now, building up too much of a tolerance. strictly for comedowns only now <ok>

    2 of ma mates (the 30 year old stunt man) took 60 in one go for a dare. to put that in perspective, 5 would knock you out. well it would knock me out n av been takin them for years. at the hospital the prescribe you 5 milligrams. they took 60 10mg tabs <yikes> heath ledger probs took less
     
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  9. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    **** sake that will probably have scarred his liver or something

    I don't just do that dougie, I go round with doctors and take notes <yawn> but need to clean wounds and rebandage, teach how to use crutches and stuff. When the doctors prescribe something or the nurses give it, they tell me to look it up and remember it so I'm allowed to give it out

    Obviously I can't prescribe anything <laugh>
     
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    **** them more like...


    How many drunken teens on a Friday A&E night shift you taken advantage of then Magic?
     
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  11. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    he ****ed a stab wound last week <ok>
     
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    <laugh> I think the side effects are if you overload on them

    At the hospital we don't prescribe coke, ectos or grass so no need for me to know the side effects <laugh>[/QUOTE]

    ****ing tidy wee sideline you could get to supplement yer wages<ok>
     
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  13. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    No been in on a Friday night yet. Been in Saturday morning at 7 and seen a few horror stories <laugh> <smashedteeththroughthecheek>
     
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  14. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    have you had anyone with strange things up their arse yet?
     
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  15. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    No yet dougie but my bird is a nurse in a colorectal ward......shes told me about quite a few things <ok>
     
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  16. lone ranger

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    did you **** that rohypnol bird i sent in friday night? she was pretty tidy <ok>
     
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  17. naw cos a hijacked the ambulance, shagged her, then tossed her ass to the kerb, then went on the prowl for paraletic teenagers <ok>
     
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  18. lone ranger

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    are you sure that wasnt before? thats where i found her
     
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  19. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    No but there was a bird that was almost dead on the side of the road on my way home. Shagged that, but felt like I was stirring some other ****s oats <ok>
     
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  20. aw yous both stirred ma porridge
     
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