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Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014- now like Milan- Mackem Free

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Mar 5, 2014.

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  1. Judge Death

    Judge Death Well-Known Member

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    Yes, ok and your point Is????

    You have been on the sauce haven't you....
     
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  2. Agent Bruce.

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    Mackems are even ballsing up their bites it seems.
    20 in a row <laugh>
    Apathy shield <laugh>
    6 in a row cup <laugh>
     
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  3. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Text from my lad " Dad what you up to on Dec 30th "
    Me " not much, why "
    " I've got tickets for the Forest match "
    " Who are they playing?"
    " The Mackems "
    " Count me in ".....<laugh>

    Someone's got to do it. Kenny Burns is a mate of mine so I'm going to see if he can fix for me to be the Forest mascot...<laugh>
     
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  4. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    so Forest's new mascot will be a three-legged tree?
     
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  5. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    give him 65mins or so and he'll **** off - resort to type
     
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  6. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    No, he'll be a well p!ssed, old bald bloke singing " your going down, your going down, Mackem's going down"
     
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  7. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    he's waiting to see if his drag outfit meets with your approval <laugh>
     
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  8. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Howayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Villa tonight <party>
     
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  9. QWOP

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    I’d rather Sunderland win than Villa, only to then go on another record breaking losing streak afterwards!
     
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  10. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Noooooooooo! We can't have them winning. Besides, tonight's game is an away fixture for Sunderland. It doesn't affect their 20-in-a-row record.

    I hope Villa win and Steve Bruce rubs his big fat Geordie belly infront of the sunderland fans.
     
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  11. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    please log in to view this image


    supplies ordered and on way


    index.jpg
     
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  12. General Lee Speaking

    General Lee Speaking Well-Known Member

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    1-0 to the villa after 10 mins. Is this game being shown on tv anywhere? I'd like a good laugh.
     
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  13. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Welcome to The Glow, Coleman. Welcome to The Glow <party>
     
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  14. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh>

    shit creek.jpg
     
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  15. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I feel a poll coming on...:emoticon-0126-nerd:...I think we should re-name Sunderland, what do you reckon...Sunderland Nil, Useless Sunderland or Dunderland?

    Or does anyone have any more names? <cheers>
     
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  16. jimileysbaldhead

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    Sh!tbags.
     
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  17. Albert's Chip Shop

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    If Burton win tonight and Sunderland lose then it will be 5under(Burton)land as they will be 5 points adrift of them.
     
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  18. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>
     
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  19. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    As things stand, Useless Sunderland are 18 points off the play-offs and 25 off automatic promotion....well done! <applause>
     
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  20. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    2-0 woo hoo!
     
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