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Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014- now like Milan- Mackem Free

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Mar 5, 2014.

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  1. Judge Death

    Judge Death Well-Known Member

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    Answer - 11mins!!

    Apathy shield definitely at maximum over there today <laugh>
     
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  2. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh> Good work JD. Have they stopped calling you a skunk yet or can they still not think of a witty riposte?
     
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  3. Judge Death

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    Nah, apparently according to Bwi - I'm Big Bird now - as I said

    Today's posts are brought to you by the Number 20 and the words "without a win" <laugh>
     
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  4. Judge Death

    Judge Death Well-Known Member

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    and took him about 1 min to reply - nibble, nibble, nibble :1980_boogie_down:
     
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>
     
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  6. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Mackems must be auditioning for the count surely? They like 6, don’t like 20 and their star player struggles with 16.
     
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    Good work judge. You got Bri turning on his own mods now. Just sit back, grab some popcorn and enjoy the meltdown.
     
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    On a general Mackem note do you think their plastic fans will turn up to support their latest patsy... erm I mean manager or will then stay away still?
     
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  10. Judge Death

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    Give me an hour....
     
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  11. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    "And you're doing it with him. Gordon will be waiting to suck you off in public bogs at this rate"...Bwi <laugh>

    "This has got **** all to do with me, but you had to have an idiotic dig, didn't you" Gordon to Bwi <laugh>

    "I was only joking, but don't really care if you've taken it the wrong way..." Bwi to Gordon <laugh>
     
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  12. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Now the mackems are all chipping in with random comments about tab ash, rhinos, etc, etc.

    Mind, the thread is well past the 80 mark so they haven't bitten :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  13. Judge Death

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    I know it's hilarious - no sign of the Nibbler yet either....

    So Bri's dyslexic? Thought he was just thick and couldn't spell......
     
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  14. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    The Nibbler has got himself a new girlfriend. He's in love. He hasn't even mentioned hanging around the school gates for a while.
     
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    I've done a quick calculation on Coleman's managerial record of points per game, and applied his average win, draw, and lose figures to what Sunderland have got so far this season.

    And it makes for bad reading for Sunderland fans.

    If he performs at his average of a 34% win ratio and 27% draw ratio, in the remaining 29 games I have Colman's Sunderland winning a further 37 points. Added to the 11 they already have, Sunderland, by this method, will finish on about 48 points this season.

    In the past two seasons in the Championship, this would have been enough to see Sunderland relegated :1980_boogie_down:
     
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  17. Judge Death

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    Oh, look who crawled back from the pub - enjoy your beers did you?

    Did you make it to 20 in a row????
     
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    Looks like you caught a 20lb whopper, <laugh>
     
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    Can I throw it back???
     
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