Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014

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  1. magdad

    magdad Well-Known Member

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    Say's the man of high moral turpitude. Just **** off back onto mumsnet where you can moan about the audacity of some builders that wolf whistled you this morning flower.
     
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  2. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem The owners of my club don't chop people up!
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    You seem to know more about mumsnet than l ever will, you daft knacker.
     
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  3. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem The owners of my club don't chop people up!
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    That doesn't help, to be fair...
     
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  4. magdad

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    Oh man, You will LOVE it.

    Imagine a modern day version of Dear Deirdre meets Jim'll fix it.

    Despite the obviously sexist name. They do loads for people who are politically opiniated like yourself and have some massive success stories such as.

    The backwards spelling of AMBULANCE on the front of ambulances to stop blondes from trying to work out what the big ****ing green and yellow thing behind them doing 90mph on the motorway is with blue flashing lights and sirens blaring.

    The sirens blaring out of bin lorries and suchlike reversing at 1mph despite the ****ing size of it and the flashing yellow lights.

    The renaming of manhole covers to person hole covers.

    and lets not forget the cracking idea of stopping bin men collecting bins and making every ****er wheel out one of the ****ers on whatever scheduled week the lazy bastards decide to show up on.

    All you need is a beige cardigan, an opinion on political reform and a love of filling in online surveys.
     
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  5. Ben 10

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    Never know, we could end up meeting in the FA cup this year
     
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  6. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem The owners of my club don't chop people up!
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    Might give it a look <laugh>
     
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  7. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem The owners of my club don't chop people up!
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    Or the League Cup?
     
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  8. magdad

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    I'm seeing issues with both of these theories
     
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  9. Ben 10

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    Mickey mouse cup that, na the FA Cup will be better, if you can just hang in there until the 3rd round
     
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  10. magdad

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    To be honest mate, piss taking aside. Even the FA cup is **** the way its done with the 3rd round entry etc. I see no reason why everyone doesn't just dive in at the 1st round stage. The financial help that would do for lower league clubs and non league clubs would be immense.

    Its like the Champs league and Europa League and this seeding bullshit. All that ****e needs done away with.
     
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    That would need some of the ****ty and pointless international friendlies to be scrapped....which is why it will never happen !
     
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  12. magdad

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    If the TV broadcasters start getting falling audiences it will soon happen. International football is ****e in my view, it should be Euro qualifiers and World Cup qualifiers and the World Cup qualifiers should be internationally not dependent on continental bollox. If England draw Brazil and get beat - tough **** they're out. If Scotland draw Papa New Guinea and get beat - then a rematch clause should be instated and Scotland given a 4 goal head start.
     
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    Merry Christmas ya filthy Mackems...

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    And a Crappy Noo Year !!
     
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  15. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem The owners of my club don't chop people up!
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    And a happy Eid and Ramadan to you magsters!
     
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    those pesky black and white striped bastards

    please log in to view this image
     
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  18. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem The owners of my club don't chop people up!
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    NS Mura? Here's me thinking we play some obscure teams...
     
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    Since you mention it this pretty much sums up modern whingey twáts.

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.mi...ms-blast-home-bargains-offensive-25541658.amp


    You can hardly fùcking comment though since your lot have showed yourselves up to be the whiniest, moaning, self opinionated shower of fùckwits in football.
    Go and shout at some shops and punch a horse if your upset sweet cheeks :emoticon-0109-kiss:
     
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    <laugh> Good grief. Imagine having the time to be offended by that!
     
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