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Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014- now like Milan- Mackem Free

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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  2. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    On it's own, number 2 (Sunland are poo).
     
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  3. JakartaToon

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    Looks like they will be allowed to have a crowd of 10000 in the stadium for the play-off semi. Presume that means 20000 will get a chance to watch them as they will be able to replace the 10000 that leave at half time.
     
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  4. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    In a loose reference to Sunderland, can I just say how delighted I am that the ex mackem Allardyce has suffered relegation. This slimey toad should be no where near the game of football because he is a proven corrupt bunger and all round twat. His rap sheet is horrific:
    • Worst football ever witnessed at St James Park
    • Took dodgy bungs via his son and largely got away with it
    • Eventually gets to disgrace the top job in England by promising to get round third party ownership rules for some asian fellas
    • Has historical 'coincidental' involvement in tax scams with a fake film company and of course My Bet Club scandal
    • Spent time as Sunderland manager
    The guy is basically the biggest crook going, plays ****e negative football and to top it all off he's had mackemitis which you never truly get rid of.

    I hope he ends up prison and gets entered with a rusty pipe.
     
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  5. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    The references to Chippy are uncanny
     
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  6. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh>
     
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  7. jimileysbaldhead

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    I just hope the Palestinians and Israelis get it sorted out, it would be terrible if the Wailing Wall was a no go area for the Mackems after the play offs.
     
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  8. Albert's Chip Shop

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    they would have the beelin wall.
     
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  9. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    It will be great to see the SMBs cock it up again :1980_boogie_down:
     
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  10. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Phew. Wembley here we come!!
     
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  11. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    You realise Lincoln is nowhere near London. Screenshot_20210510_200846_com.google.android.apps.maps.jpg
     
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  12. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    You can tell Dazza’s a Geography teacher.

    <whistle>
     
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  13. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Who the hell would go down the A19?
     
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  14. Ben 10

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    Not me, leads to sunderland from where I live
     
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  15. Dorty Dogbreath

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    Well, now we know...we definitely won't be playing those mackem turds in the Chumpionship next season :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  16. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Now, we know? Been bleedin' obvious for yonks...
     
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  17. Dorty Dogbreath

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    Two wins ago to be precise...
     
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  18. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Pedanty Dogbreath :)
     
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  19. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    League Onesie

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    Looks like he's about to give birth to Adam Johnson's next girlfriend.
     
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