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Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014- now like Milan- Mackem Free

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  1. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Could've mentioned Brucie's P45 is still in Fat Mike's drawer...

    D'oh!!
     
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  2. jimileysbaldhead

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    That's what happens when they start drinking on an empty head.
     
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  3. Judge Death

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    So, basically every time they drink ...
     
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  4. jimileysbaldhead

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    Yes.
     
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  5. Nig

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    I had a mag bloke telt me he loved me today.
    No, it was my father.
    But a revelation.
    He's 78 with emphysema COPD and TB. He had covid last year and in hospital, then a head on collision and hospital again. He's been back in hospital 9 days since he fell, broke his ribs and punctured a lung.
    He's doing ok amazingly and talking to him on the phone today, in high spirits he said "love you"
    Wow. A blokey bloke, not a fanny snowflake whingey twàt like todays fookers.
    I was taken aback, although he didn't have to say it. (I'd said it to him ) He brought me up, (crisps and pop in the car whilst in the pub) put a roof over my head and I was fed well.
    Top bloke and a working man time served and I'm proud of him.

    Fùcking shìt team he supports though and if he saw the way some of you garn on he'd be up in arms :D


    And on finishing the conversation with him, he said.
    "Ho, can ya pick up two cases of John Smith bitter from Asda fer when i get out" ?
    <laugh>
     
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Make sure you pick up those cans for him mate. We have to respect our elders.

    I do similar for my Mackem dad. Had to buy the fecker the SAFC home shirt this season so went on DH Gate and it was top drawer and he was happy.

    A few years ago he asked me what I wanted for my 40th Birthday so I jokingly said... ‘you to come to SJP with me and to wear a NUFC shirt’.. and he did it without batting an eyelid. I said as we necked our first pint in Tilley’s ‘didn’t think you would do it’ and he just looked at me and said ‘you’re my son and it’s a one off you maggie bastard’ <laugh>

    it’s my 50th in a few years so gonna try again <laugh>
     
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  7. Nig

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    There's not a chance in hell I'd wear a mag shirt ffs :eek: <doh> <laugh>
     
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  8. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    i just keep my head down mate, and pop in from time to time

    looking good for a derby next season, last match of the season could decide it...
     
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  9. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    If you get promoted (and it's still a big if) and if we somehow avoid relegation (another big if) you will have the Boro to play in the derbies next season. Let's just remind you lot that Boro have won five of the last six games against you (and only an injury-time equaliser from Cattermole in the last game prevented it from being your own six-in-a-row). You useless chumps :)
     
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  10. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    The smogs don't really count, though, DD. Beating you lot is what it's all about :)
     
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  11. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Oh yes, the Smogs DO count, Sidney. You lot are the turd team in the North East (how very sad is that?) <laugh>
     
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  12. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Well, can't really argue, save only to say you're giving us a run for our money. And we have a better manager than you now... ;)
     
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  13. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    In order to give you a run for your money we would have to sink as low as the Turd Divsion...something we've never done in our history. Whereas you lot...
     
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    Done the double <laugh>
     
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  15. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh><laugh>
     
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    That tubby dwarf? He probably is better than Bruce like
     
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  17. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Pride comes before a fall. If you avoid the drop, you can look forward to another large helping of turgid Brucie-ball next season. If you do drop, you will need investment from Fat Mike sharpish to halt the slide, so good luck with that one. You'd better fill your boots with turd gags while the going's good, because there's plenty of brown stuff heading towards Sid James's Park, either way <monster>
     
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  18. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Brucie won't be there next season, he knows he wouldn't escape the love of the crowd.
     
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  19. Judge Death

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    Agreed - if we dodge it this time, we'll be nailed on for the drop next year without significant investment or Bruce taken out
     
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  20. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Not so sure. 4th bottom good enough for Fat Mike and Bruce is in a very well paid gig...
     
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