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  1. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh> Howay man, General, you've got me in stitches here. Do you remember that tosser Gala? I hope he has enjoyed the last five years of relegation and Turd Division struggle <laugh>
     
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

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    NSFW (sound down)

     
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  3. General Lee Speaking

    General Lee Speaking Well-Known Member

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    No he doesn't.
     
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  4. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Howayyyyyyyyyyyyýy the Tractor Boys <party>
     
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  5. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    And Ha'way the dirty Leeds!!

    The work of Agent Bruce (remember that one Albert?) is nearly done...
     
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  6. Judge Death

    Judge Death Well-Known Member

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    You're not wrong there Sid, but I think it's circumstance because I can't believe for one second that useless, cabbage faced twonk could actually plan that far ....
     
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  7. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Can't argue with that, JD. His history at NUFC is almost a mirror image of that at SAFC. Decent start, followed by a gradual decline. Watch out though, because that gradual decline got a bit steep at the end...
     
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  8. Judge Death

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    Hopefully we can terminate the steep decline (with extreme prejudice) but not feeling it's going to happen right now ...

    Fingers crossed this new bloke comes in, gives him a drugged pasty or bacon sarnie and quietly locks in the boot of his car until May
     
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  9. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    If results go against them tonight, will the Sunderland lads disappear from sight of this thread, as hath been noticed in the past? :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  10. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    We really should, but your form keeps any NE bragging rights pretty much equally non-existent. 5 in a row tonight, against Dorty Leeeeeeeeeeeds...?
     
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  11. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Our form? We would have to lose a helluva lot more to sink to where you lot are. Why do think hardly any mackems come on this thread anymore? Although there's always one...and at the moment, that's you.
     
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  12. Julio

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    Need a result tonight. Dont wanna piss this kid off
     

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  13. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Giving it a good go, to be fair...
     
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  14. Ben 10

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    Why's a turd division midtable clash on Sky?
     
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  15. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    not sure why they were on sky
    but they were hanging on right up to the end against an Ipswich team
    that were reduced to 10 men from the 10th minute
     
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  16. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    And, despite their best run in ages, they still aren't in the play-off positions :emoticon-0117-talki
     
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  17. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Can't blame you guys for laughing. Get it while you can.

    Newcastle's last 11 games: P11 W0 D2 L9 (including a Brucie bonus of losing to Brentford in the LC).

    Sid James Park may not be in the 3rd tier, but you can see it from there...
     
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  18. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    It is a measure of just how **** you lot have been over the last five years that we can still laugh at you. Despite our own ****tiness.
     
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  19. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Yes, it's as if the club in the frying pan is mocking the club in the fire. I'm very upset...
     
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  20. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Two leagues below. You lot sound like a Jules Verne novel.
     
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