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Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014- now like Milan- Mackem Free

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Mar 5, 2014.

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    so... so far 5 in a row so far.. but likely 6 in a row realistically if not more?
     
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  2. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    So far so good, so far I mean

    So, doing much?
     
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    Welshie, Sep 23, 2020
  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    just sunbathing and drinking mate.
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Mon my own so no wifey or kids to bother about.
     
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  5. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Got that bit <laugh>
     
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

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    oh really? <laugh><laugh>
    Thought I was being discreet. :angel:
     
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  7. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    10 years would be nice!
     
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  8. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Aye. Going to take us longer to get back than it is for you to drop out. Brucie's about on schedule for his usual form. Soon he'll lose the fans because he "managed Sunderland" and not because you're getting battered by the likes of Brighton at home. I'll have the popcorn ready for that particular re-run...
     
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  9. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Probs no popcorn tonight though Sid.
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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    deffo no popcorn. Blue pop and Cheesy chips at best.
     
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  11. Makemstine Roger

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    chip shop notices through out Tyneside no horses were harmed in the publication of this announcement.
     
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  12. Makemstine Roger

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    The government have advised against needless journeys.
    Brighton goalkeeper Mat Ryan has travelled 350 miles to Newcastle for absolutely no reason
     
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  13. Makemstine Roger

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    Newcastle supporting father was told by his wife to get their ginger haired kid ready for his first day at a Newcastle school, So his dad smacked him in the face and stole his lunch money
     
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  14. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    3 days too late you knacker <laugh>
     
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  15. Makemstine Roger

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    at least i've got nackers princess,...........<laugh>:emoticon-0178-rock::emoticon-0178-rock::emoticon-0178-rock:
     
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

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    No old man, your craic is ready for that knackers yard. <laugh><laugh> Still love ya though you old ****.
     
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  17. Makemstine Roger

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    just been looking at your patter man it stinks bout time you handed the baton over:emoticon-0136-giggl:emoticon-0136-giggl:emoticon-0136-giggl you have been listening to Dorothy Dogbreath too much<laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh> still you do have mackem blood so i will forgive you, your the best agent we have ever had, 52,000 outside Prem L headquarters classic
     
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  18. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Can some **** translate this? I’m lost. <laugh>
     
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  19. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    He's been sniffing Evostick again.
     
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    He must have got someone to buy it for him because the thick c*nt wouldn't be able to read the label.
     
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