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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Indeed.

    a few of the regulars over there must be face palming...
     
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  2. JohnHumbles,tape recorder

    JohnHumbles,tape recorder Well-Known Member

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    Pop over bro... <cheers>
     
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  3. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    He’s probably already there...if you know what I mean.

    :bandit:
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    <laugh>

    I’m no Mackem.














    Anymore
     
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  5. JohnHumbles,tape recorder

    JohnHumbles,tape recorder Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    It's a bit of fun... but the real historiography suggests that the man known as... (Albert's Chip Shop)... is a true Geordie!!!

    He decided of his own free will... to fight for Newcastle... The history... like it or not, the term Geordie/Geordies emerged from the

    civil war. (Prove me wrong)
     
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

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    cheers Bro. That nasty twat Groot keeps cyber bullying me....
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 6, 2019
  7. JohnHumbles,tape recorder

    JohnHumbles,tape recorder Well-Known Member

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    I've got your back Chip shop:emoticon-0176-smoke
     
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  8. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Fair play. Great result, albeit a pretty crap game. Had a golf day out and watched the first half in the clubhouse. Obviously rooting for Man Utd, but had lost the will by the time half time came round! Still trying to work out how you can win at Spurs, but not beat Watford at home. Puzzling. Worse than you winning was seeing Bruce's fat face talking the same old ****e he was spouting when he was our manager. Flabby faux sincerity all over...
     
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  9. cronemeister

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    Golf you say...we don't talk about that over here dear boy!!

    All part and parcel of being a Toon supporter mate. I said as much on the matchday thread that it would be typical us to beat Man Utd after last weeks **** show. I still can't get used to seeing Brucie in the dugout and in interviews as our manager like, its all still a bit surreal if I'm honest.

    If Carling did weekends for Toon supporters that right there just gone would be it. Your lot getting humped off the mighty Lincoln and then we follow that up by beating Man Yoo.

    ****ing internationals getting in the way again now, not that that will affect you of course as you entertain Joey Barton's Fleetwood at the weekend...can't wait for that mind!
     
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  10. Ben 10

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    They've bottled the Fleetwood game as their goalkeeper who dropped a clanger is Scotland's 3rd choice keeper <laugh>
     
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  11. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Not bottled, merely postponed while we figure out WTF is going on, er, soz, release 3 players for international duty...

    <whistle>
     
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

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    *ex flabby
     
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  13. Fork Handles

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    Did you get wet?
     
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  14. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    No, beautiful day out. Bit windy, but all the rain came down early a.m. so we missed it :)
     
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    I suppose you are due some luck in your life!
     
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    Whaat,so who's side were we on Blues or Greys
     
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  17. Delusional Full Stop

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    Mine was more a pewter colour to be honest.
     
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  18. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    reports that old Jack Ross has had a bit too much warm glow and left the hot seat <whistle>
     
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    Sunderland AFC announced this afternoon
    that it had terminated the contract of manager Jack Ross
    heard that the billionaires are after Mourinho, oh wait............



    Report: MSD Partners' takeover of Sunderland is OFF
    .<laugh>
     
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  20. cronemeister

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    Turning up the glow without even kicking a ball....that's what I like to see.

    For what its worth, I'm gutted that drearyside jack has been bulleted, he was doing a stellar job in my humble opinion.

    Wonder if Fat Sam and his colossal face will be waiting by the blower!
     
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