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  1. cronemeister

    cronemeister Well-Known Member

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    Sore ribs and wet shreddies off pissing yourself laughing!

    Can’t wait to hear your opinions on Martin Bain :1980_boogie_down:
     
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  2. haslam

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    I found the first half depressing in a sad way as there wasn't much hope around the club anyway. The second half was harder to watch as Coleman brought optimism and things got a touch ugly as the fans patience was tested.
     
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  3. I am Groot returns

    I am Groot returns I insist on a ban NOW please mods!!
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    Is there more than one series? Because the one I watched was non stop slapstick comedy from start to finish.
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop The Emperor of my own little kingdom
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    I didn’t know Barcelona play in the 3rd division...

    And as for taking over anywhere... they can’t even take over their own stadium...

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  5. I am Groot returns

    I am Groot returns I insist on a ban NOW please mods!!
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    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>
     
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  6. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath Well-Known Member

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    T.
     
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  7. Warm Pouch

    Warm Pouch Better than JPF

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    Before we chuckle ourselves silly, lets recognise that this person clearly has some kind of serious mental health issue going on.

    Its the Sunderland Barcelona which gives it away. Its like saying your favourite colour is bicycle. There is no correlation between the two things. Sure there is a tenuous link of football between Sunderland and Barcelona, but lets be honest, they may as well be playing different sports.
     
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  8. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Modestly plump bastard these days...
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    Mental health issues or a mag posting this nonsense in disguise. Wouldn't lose any sleep over it, Pouchy...
     
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  9. Warm Pouch

    Warm Pouch Better than JPF

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    You know me Sid, I am very sensitive to all kinds of issues :biggrin:
     
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  10. Judge Death

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    Thought it was tissues?
     
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  11. Sammy's Silky Skills

    Sammy's Silky Skills Well-Known Member

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    Fecking hell the state of some of the Mackem comments on here. Wembley because you were 5th in the turd division and out come the banners. Oh. My. Word. Will they have an open top bus too? <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><badger><badger><badger><badger><badger>
     
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  12. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Modestly plump bastard these days...
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    At least our banners are spelt correctly...
     
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  13. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath Well-Known Member

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    Watch it now Sammy, if you push your luck with Sid he might get you banned from THIS board. Just in case...
     
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  14. jimileysbaldhead

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    I'm not so sure they'd fill the top deck.
     
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  15. Dorty Dogbreath

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    <laugh>
     
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  16. Heed

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    To be fair, it's a big thing for little clubs like Sunderland to get to Wembley after overchieving and making the Turd Division play-offs. It gives the glory hunters a chance for another day out.
     
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  17. Dorty Dogbreath

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    Yes, if getting to the Checkatrade final was a sign of how small a club the mackems are, then striving for promotion from the Turd division via the playoffs is confirmation.
     
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  18. Heed

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    Apparently, the play-off is the biggest game of the Century for them.
    Win-Win situation, over achieve and gain an undeserved and unexpected promotion is a bonus.
    If they lose it doesnt matter, stay in the Turd Division and have another at making the play-offs next year.
    There's also the opportunity to play the mighty Bury and Lincoln next season, something we can't look forward too <grr>
     
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  19. jimileysbaldhead

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    The police are worried about the Mackems taking flares to Wembley.
    A Sunderland spokesperson said " they are the height of fashion on Wearside and we'll wear them with our red and white tank tops "
     
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  20. Dorty Dogbreath

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    They really are f**ked <laugh>
     
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