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  1. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Turd bottom...?
     
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  2. Givemeursaltytears

    Givemeursaltytears Well-Known Member

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    I didn’t know JFK was managing them these days!!

    Just saw this on Sky’s website:

    “According to the Sunday Express, Sunderland, Everton and Wolves have joined the race to sign Sunderland striker Josh Maja, who has recently turned down a new contract at the Stadium of Light”
     
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  3. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Cheeky so-and-so <grr>
     
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  4. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Two things....MOTD will be good tonight and howayyyyy Scunthorpe <party> Plus, where's Sid :emoticon-0157-sun:
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Jan 19, 2019
  5. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Still lurking with intent to point out that we've STILL only lost 2 league games. Even you mags can count that high, but I fear the number in your 'L' column is beyond you... ;)
     
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  6. RobEllious

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    Fixed
     
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    RobEllious, Jan 19, 2019
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  7. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Aye. Best not look down when you're standing on a trapdoor...
     
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  8. RobEllious

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    Or when League one doesn't affect me in the slightest this season...
     
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  9. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    What's really funny now Sidney is that a lot of your fans are questioning Jr's tactics. I hear a lot of your fans are complaining about 'lumping the fall forward'. And meanwhile, other teams are circling around you. Luton, Charlton and Barnsley must fancy their chances of automatic promotion. You lot? You're having a laugh. Hope you enjoyed MOTD or do you not watch two leagues above you? :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  10. Judge Death

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    Whereas you lot are able to count them on the fingers of both hands.... <whistle>
     
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  11. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    We've stalled because we're not scoring & JR certainly needs to fix that. TBH L1 is not the greatest standard and more worrying than other teams catching up is the fact that we'd be mullered in the Championship if we did get promoted. We deffo need strengthening across the squad. If you went down I wouldn't fancy our chances in the derby and a mag win in that hasn't happened since Adam was a lad :)
     
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  12. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    We only have the regulation 4 (+ thumb) on each hand, but just need the one :emoticon-0173-middl

    :)
     
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  13. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Notwithstanding which you still deign to comment...? ;)
     
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  14. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    It isn't a gimme that you will be automatically promoted Sid. At the moment it looks like it is any two from the top five. Pompey are on a poor run, Luton are the form team. If you end up in the playoffs you could end up having to beat Charlton and Barnsley to go up. A tough ask marra.
     
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  15. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    You don't need to tell me it's tough! L1 is poor, but so are we. It's therefore tough for us, but doable. We've beaten Barnsley and drawn at Charlton, so we know what we're up against. But if we don't fix our mediocre form it'll be the lottery of the play-offs , most likely...
     
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  16. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    What if someone poaches Maja during the transfer window? <whistle>
     
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    Corrected for you.
     
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  18. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>
     
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  19. cronemeister

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    We should buy him, if Sorensen gets injured our u21’s would be screwed I reckon!
     
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  20. Delusional Full Stop

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    Leave Johnson and young kids out of this if you don’t mind.
     
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