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Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014- now like Milan- Mackem Free

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Mar 5, 2014.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    I am :)
     
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Top draw mate.
     
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  3. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Beware Makems fishing
    fishing.jpg


    caught nowt though
     
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  4. jimileysbaldhead

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    Mackem's new anthem.

     
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I once had a Mackem lass and I shouted into her pussy ‘jeez you got a big pussy, jeez you got a bit pussy, jeez you got a big pussy’.... she said... ‘why did you say it 3 times?’.

    I said I didn’t... it was the echo you six fingered pennywell dwelling Mackem slag.

    Suffice to say my sister hasn’t sent me a birthday card since.
     
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  6. E.T. Fairfax

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    Seem to remember a version of that joke being in Predator
     
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  7. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    The old ones are the ….
     
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  8. General Lee Speaking

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    The remarkable thing about this thread is that, as far as I can recall, it's never been pinned. There's just been that much ammunition on a weekly basis. For years.
     
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  9. GeordieHalfbreed

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    ...only ones who'll look at you these days? <hug>
     
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  10. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh> I think it may have been stickied in the early days but yes, there has been a boat load of ammo. Howay Scunthorpe by the way <party>
     
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  11. Sammy's Silky Skills

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    They are used to putting their hands in big holes.
     
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  12. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Funny way to fish...?
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Need some advice....

    I have a 5 timer where 4 have come in....

    I’m offered cash out of £43 now... but if......


    The Mackems win against Sheffield Weds tomorrow.... I get £113.

    Cash out or let it roll?
     
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  14. cronemeister

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    Cash the **** out! I accept no liability for your loss of winnings mind if they do win, you’re still up :)
     
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  15. Ghostinthehouse

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    Let it roll...
    Its just loose change for a man of your means...
     
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  16. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    I wid

    <cheers>
     
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  17. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    This!
     
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  18. Ghostinthehouse

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    I for one hope SAFC win, and we can hopefully be drawn against them in the next round.
    I'm all for helping out Football League minnows cast adrift in the 3rd tier.
     
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  19. Heed

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    With Gateshead up to 2nd in the National League...<ok>
    Has the gap ever been closer between the Heed and the Mackems?
    Will it shorten further, lets hope so.
     
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  20. GeordieHalfbreed

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    Leave it on. If my maths is right then the odds you're getting are slightly better than market (i.e. your cash out value is below market rate as you'd expect)

    Besides, either the Mackems win and you get £113. Or they fail to beat the Mighty Wednesday and you can have a good laugh at them trying to balance arguing that it doesn't matter because they couldn't beat a team above them, vs refusing to accept the fact that Championship teams are a class above them these days.
     
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