Want to become a manager of an international team?

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/i-wanted-to-be-an-international-football-coach-so-i-became-one?utm_source=vicefb

Quality story.

 

I might go for the England job, that shower of sh#te team are ameturish and in need of some horribly unqualified inspiration

Bah!

 

Go on - have a go, GM! Good article.

 

Come on start the chant 'Melchie for Engerlaand'

 

My first act will be to bring back orange quarters on the half way line at half time. I would also do some crazy sh#t like play people who are in form in the best position! And crazier still I'd look at some of the quite appalling players outside the top 6 teams, surely there could be no go come of that!
Bah!
p.s. Mr FA head honcho I will also except only £2m pa!

 

I'd back you so long change the selection policy weeding out the Sky 6 deadwood and start playing patient more passing football

 

Reckon I could do a passable job as manager of Gilbraltar (Not exactly much pressure to win)

"Pohnpei had never won a game, which wasn’t that surprising considering the fact that the island has a 90 percent obesity rate, the locals were all addicted to a psychoactive plant called the betel nut and the only available football pitch was infested with giant toads." - Absolutely hilarious, what a dire situation!