It seems certain parts of the Great State are in fear. Of what you may ask? The answer? An invasion. Yes the honourable Tom Head, a county judge of Lubbock, has gone to air stating that if Obama is re-elected, civil war in Texas will become a possibility. As far as he's concerned, the President is going to try delivering America into the hands of the UN. According to the judge, this will promote "civil unrest, civil disobedience, civil war maybe." This of course will inflame the stand up Texan types. Obama will then be free to call in the United Nations to take control. The judge has called on the Lubbock county sheriff for support, promising to stand in front of the armoured personnel carriers and say "You're not coming in here." In reply, the Sheriff offered. "Yeah I'll back you." A spokesman for the UN said the claim was absolutely ridiculous. Only in Texas.
Lest we forget, Americans have the right to bear arms. I can't think of a single nation anywhere on earth better equipped to fill it's citizens homes with lethal arsenals. Surprised there's any of the ****s left alive, frankly. Is it possible that, in reality, they're not all nuts after all?
My aunt married a Texan, they came to visit last week. They mentioned one time they were here she tripped and bashed her face against the step. He said "her lips swelled up so much I thought I must have married a black woman". He comes out with some funny/strange stuff but never, ever, shuts the **** up.
