Did that too. They used to have to throw us out on Fridays. It was five a side after the game at little monkeys. Dave and Julie were the Landlords and our lot used to turn up, get pissed and eat from the Sizzler.
Haven't been in The National since about 1983. Even then I only used it a couple of times in passing. Can't really remember anything about it, to be honest. You can't buy memories like this, can you?
I was hoovering the house yesterday when suddenly I felt a pain in my foot. It was quite a painful pain, so I screamed like a footballer. Thankfully Mz Kempton came to my rescue and removed the two inch sewing needle from my foot. She was very brave and didn't cry at all, which is amazing really, because she isn't a nurse or anything.
My lads finally fitted the radiator in my back room. It’s only been six months! And he’s made me feel grateful to him! He truly is a central heating engineer now. #soproud
She maybe isn't a nurse, Kemps. But I assume that she's a woman. In which case she should have been doing the ****ing hoovering herself! Your distress is entirely her fault, I'm afraid. I truly hope that she can live with herself. (Do you think 3 crash helmet/take cover emojis are enough?)
