So on the way out of the shop earlier Mrs luv and me bumped into a couple and their daughter from where we used to live. Lets say they are not the brightest but nice enough people. I just say hello and nudge Mrs luv to indicate that she can't take forever talking. At this point I just lean on the trolley and try not to say anything or laugh. Mrs luv just gets caught up in this and is trying to be polite. So here's the rough dialogue. They are called Darren and Sharon (I know) Isn't it so quick how the kids have grown up? When is the (oldests) birthday? Mrs luv. 21st November. Oh my god, (their kid) is the 28th of November. And do you know what I'm on the 10th of January and Darren is on the 24th of January. Isn't that AMAZING! At this point I'm contemplating killing them all. WALES.
Never been to Wales, know daz and shaz tho. We know a couple called Shane and Amy. They call themselves shamy on their joint fb account. Yes they bred
Not really he done some art work for me when I done promotions years ago, I don't even have fb anymore but she does
Don't think so. Pretty sure they think something happend to my dad though as they always ask about him and they don't know him.
I remember standing in a swimming pool in Cyprus talking to my missus when this big massive thing wearing water wings came floating towards us. She heard our Scottish accents and decided she would like a chat with the strange folks I think. Anyway she asked us where we were from. " in a thick black country accent. Scotland" I replied trying to keep the distaste in my tone at minimum levels. "Oh ar" she says "where did you fly from" "Glasgow" I replied. "Oh ar, so how long was your flight" she asks. "About four and half hours" I say. Starting to get a wee bit pissed off with this fat article by this time. "Oh ar, it couldn't have took you that time" she says. "Really", I say "how so" "Because we flew from Heathrow and it took us 4 and half hours to get here and it's at least an hour from Glasgow to Heathrow. Which way did yoos come?" "I don't know hen" I said "I wisne fùcking driving" So there ye go Gonzo. Not all fùcking idiots are Welsh. Yer welkum.
lol, such an obvious retort I'm not surprised ALDO missed it. Although I have previously stated elsewhere that I qualify for every home nation except Sweatyland. God is great.
