Vote acworth 4 years time going run for lon mayor

ive decided to run next time around these feckers havent a clue my polices are below


1.council tax frozen at £400 per house hold
2.80P bus journey in london
3.£1.30 tube journey one way
4.anyone dont speak english cant claim benefit simple save millions of pounds a lot people very annoyed in the city with so many foreigners claiming yet cant speak any english thats wrong
5.a new bridge across the thames to ease blackwall trafic
6.more boats on the thames and cheaper fares
7.scrap tv licence for londeners
8.scrap c charge
9.scrap the dreadful boris bikes

 

How will all of this be economically viable?

 

I hope you're not on benefits then Jon.

 

Maybe just wear a penguin suit. You might get 5% of the vote.

 

Add "legalise drugs" to that lot and you have my vote.