(VOT = Very off topic) Chinese man suffered irreparable damage to nose following car accident please log in to view this image Doctors in China have grown a new nose on the forehead of a man who damaged his own honker in a car accident. The man, identified only as Xiaolian according to Reuters, suffered irreparable damage to his nose from an infection. Since they couldn't fix what was already there, doctors decided to "grow" the 22-year-old a new nose using skin from his forehead, which most closely resembles skin on a person's nose. Tissue expanders were placed under the skin and then cut to resemble a nose. According to local media, doctors expect to transplant the new nose soon. When that happens, cartilage from Xiaolian’s rib will be used to give the nose added structure, according to ABC News. [video=youtube;lftafxiBXLg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lftafxiBXLg[/video] http://www.wcti12.com/news/national...ad/-/13530322/22131398/-/qcd5m1z/-/index.html - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Okay, I'm going to start by saying WHAT THE ACTUAL ****...???????!!!!
There's a million and one jokes this opens itself up to..... But listen, I've just had nasal surgery this work and getting an infection (especially in our hospitals) is not a hazard that can be easily avoided. Although growing a new flesh, per se, is not unknown (they did pioneering work with burned fighter pilots in WWII - the Guinea Pig Club), this will thankfully become commonplace over the next decade or so. I say thankfully because one of my workmate's mother lost her nose to cancer and had to eventually have a prosthetic one, which was pretty bloody obvious, truth be told. Imagine one day that eyes or spinal columns could be re-grown by this technique? Sad thing though - just imagine you were Wayne Rooney and you grew a new face - and it was just as ugly as the original? Seriously, this is what will happen for the rich in the next decade (and Pikeys on the NHS); they'll buy themselves new ****ing bodies eventually.
He better wear a hat when it rains or he'll drown, and anyway its no big deal, the ex man u manager grew a placenta where his nose should be.
There's a ****ing good plot for a story developing in my mind set ten years in the future when you can get a new cock on the NHS if yours has been in some sort of accident, but this feller, let's call him C Smith, cuts off his to jump the queue. Sadly (not) his emergency transplant goes wrong and he grows another nose on his groin. What do people call him after that? **** nose.... ahem. Anyway, offers the chance to tell this old'en. Guy with a speech impediment goes to the doctor and says that he has no confidence with women because of his voice, which is a pity as he has a 12" cock. "So, please doctor, help me bikoz I'm still a vorgen and oid luv to meet a wummin". "Hmmm" responds the doc, "There is one experimental procedure we could try. You see, your cock being so large it is diverting blood from your larynx, and when you meet a woman and become aroused the problem gets worse. So we need to reduce your cock by 5 inches, and donate your extra length to a recipient who needs it. This will give you more confidence when you deal with women". "Well, iv thaz de onlee opschin".... the patient replies after some thought, and a week later he has the operation. He goes back for his follow-up appointment with the doctor six weeks later. "Ah, doctor, old chap, everything is wonderful! Lots of confidence now with the ladies, different chick every night, in fact I have that much confidence now that I wouldn't be bothered if I went back to my old condition as I'd like to try the old 12 incher once again, so if you can get those five inches back from the chap I donated them to I'd be much obliged".. The doctor replies... "Yu cin fuk ov"
Imagine what fun you could have if you grew a mouth on one hand and a **** on the other? Would you ever leave your bedroom again?
I voted testicles - because penis wasn't there. nose - so I could smell my breath and lick the Fanny and chocolate starfish at the same time. and I forgot the other one. but if you add penis to the poll, specifically 4" and above and I would vote for and buy that **** right now.
Where've you all been this has been done a few times before. A nose grown on an arm - http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/cancer-victim-grows-new-nose-1551053 and an ear grown on an arm - http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/news/health/120929/woman-has-successfully-grown-new-ear-her-arm
