Any of you bitches ever been to Vegas? What sort of sordid nastiness did you get up to? I'm planning another trip but it will all be clean and above board as the other half will be in tow. Being minted I shall no doubt be staying in one of the boutique hotels or maybe the Bellagio. I love Vegas me. Sadly the last time I went all the slot machines had been replaced so instead of the soothing sound of quarters dropping into your pan there were just electronic beeps and boops and if you won any money the machines spat out a paper receipt which you had to get cashed. Boo, no fun. Blackjack was great, never had the nads to try poker though. I don't have a poker face and if I got a decent hand would probably shout "get in my son!" and fist pump. Dead give away. At Planet Hollywood they have the Pleasure Pit where burds dance on the tables in their scanties. Nobody gives a f*ck that the table odds are rubbish or how much cash they lose, too busy staring at poon & tay-tays. "Bright light city gonna set my soul, gonna set my soul on fire!"
