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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Amin Arrears, Aug 22, 2013.

  1. Amin Arrears

    Amin Arrears Well-Known Member

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    Staying in east yerksherrr for't weekend, our lass wants to take little un to the deep tomorrow so was just wondering, where's somewhere cheap (better yet free) to park for the day and simple to get to and from the m62?

    What else would you do after going to the deep within walking distance, and where's somewhere good for food (no tickler no KFC) some nice top jobby pub food or just somewhere properly nice would be ace.

    And lastly, where's a good place I can abandon her at the end if the day and leg it before she notices.
     
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  2. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    Last time I stayed over I stopped at the new premier inn, close to the deep, car park included in the price. £19 / night & a decent brekkie at added cost
     
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  3. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    How old is da yoot?
     
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  4. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    £19 a night?

    Kin Nora that's cheap.

    I might move there, it's cheaper than my bastard mortgage.
     
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  5. johnbo

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    I think if it was me i would park were toys r us is its free parking there although you would have a 15 min walk passed the marina to the deep, after that depending on the age of the little one i would go to the street life museum. on the way back passed the marina a little push listen to the splash and you can leg it all you want job done
     
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  6. johnbo

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    Forgot somewhere to eat if you park at Toys r us which is on your right as you approach town centre there is the Whittington and cat which is decent inside but dosnt look great from the outside ( steak pie is best in Hull) although its around £7.50. other than that there is loads of choice in town centre Enjoy
     
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  7. HHH

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    I think no visit to Hull is complete without a trip to Discretion. Ask for Jessica

    http://www.discretion.uk.com/jessica/

    15 minutes = £30
    Half Hour = £50
    45 minutes £70
    Full Hour = £90
    Vip Full Hour=£120
    Dungeon Full Hour=£150 Half Hour£75— Private hire £50 per hour longer by negotiation


    You just can't beat those prices.
     
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  8. BrAdY

    BrAdY Well-Known Member

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    what do you get in the 15 minute package
     
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  9. HHH

    HHH Well-Known Member

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    I'll let bob1956 answer that one.

    “…So it starts off as usual with the gentle voice and the innocent looks and then, well, what can I say you book 30 minutes with Jessica and then thanks to her special ‘gifts’ 10 minutes later your making your cross eyed stupid grin face…”

    No need to pay for the 30 minutes.
     
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  10. BrAdY

    BrAdY Well-Known Member

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    i'd rather pay £30 for some beers and kebab honestly
     
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  11. HHH

    HHH Well-Known Member

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    Every time you have a beer bb, you're on here bemoaning how lonely you are and cruising for a bed partner.

    You've already got macca confused about his sexuality.

    Let Jessica ease you back into the game.
     
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  12. GLP

    GLP Well-Known Member

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    Sanluca (Italian) in Hessle is pretty good. I have been twice recently and on both occasions thought it was decent quality food.

    It was pretty busy on a week night, which is often a good indicator!!

    14 Livingstone Road, Hessle.
     
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  13. BrAdY

    BrAdY Well-Known Member

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    it's been awhile since i divulged about my seeking of a partner, and i'm sure macca will find his sexuality at uni

    what's stopping you? honestly i'd rather watch bargain hunt than spend time with this jessica, you seem to speak from experience of are jessy tho?
     
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  14. HHH

    HHH Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    It's going to be a beautiful journey for macca.

    Alas, jessica is nothing but a pipe dream for me. Perhaps one day...
     
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  15. TigerMarv

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    I thought Kingston retail park had restricted parking and imposed fines
     
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  16. Chazz Rheinhold

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    Stop spoiling her bob. You can come over park at mine. Leave her with the mrs, they can moan like **** about us and we go to pub and come back rat arsed after the game confirming their long held beliefs. then she drives you an d the nipper home.
     
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    It does you are only allowed 2 hours, then they clamp you I think.
     
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  18. Party Hull!

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    You don't wanna be parking in Kingston Retail if you can help it, they have people snooping around the car park trying to establish which cars are there for shopping, and which are on a free ride.

    The Deep is right in my manor old Bob. If I didn't have such a hectic day (leave the missus's early doors, go to gym, then an important hairdressers appointment with head massage thrown in gratis...then off to City) I could have kept an eye out for you and let you park in the resident's car park here.

    For food, if you want something nice, try Cerutti's on the Marina (fish restaurant) also got Minerva pub next door, virtually, that does nice cheap food and good beer. Nice pub these days since it got taken over again. There's a tiny snug in there that they claim is smallest pub room in Britain. Get cosy with your bird in there, like I do sometimes, guaranteed winner ;)

    Also on the Marina is The Wilson which does good grub for a reasonable price, or you could go to 1884 which is posh and probably where ****ers go, but I'm assured it's nice.

    All this is on the Marina and right near The Deep. Just no free parking around I'm afraid, too close to city centre innit.
     
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  19. originallambrettaman

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    I'd echo that, though Cerrutti's is quite old fashioned and it's expensive, I'd suggest The Wilson was your best bet.
     
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  20. originallambrettaman

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    A spare ten minutes...
     
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