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Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by Swarbs, Oct 17, 2011.

  1. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member
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    Liverpool 1 - 2 Man Utd

    Goals

    24' UIR, Assist Swarbs
    41' Sweats, Assist UIR
    67' GKRK, Assist Bluff

    Dodgy FM Youtube upload of the goals:
    [video=youtube;wRRqywqA63Y]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRRqywqA63Y[/video]

    Match Report

    Utd got the better of their bitter rivals in a well contested match at Anfield.

    In a blistering opening exchange Sir Skylarker was forced to save at his feet from Manobear whilst the Utd defence had to deal with several dangerous balls into the box. Liverpool edged the early exchanges with several shots, most of which failed to test the Utd keeper.

    In the 24th minute Utd won a free kick just inside the Liverpool half. Phil"Messi"Jones played a short ball to Swarbs who threaded a beautifully exquisite ball through the Liverpool defence. It was so amazing that several women in the crowd were seen to orgasm at how great it was. Showing quick reactions, UIR reached the loose ball, rounded the keeper and slotted home. Skylarker got a touch on the ball but couldn't keep it out.

    Liverpool responded well, attacking with purpose, and Bluff forced a smart stop from Julius Caesar in the Utd goal. However, Utd's counter attacking threat told after 41 minutes. Alan made a great sliding tackle to dispossess hash on the edge of the Utd box, with the loose ball falling to Manobear. He played the ball to UIR on the halfway line and UIR made a storming run down the left wing, leaving Jonesy for dead and delivering a cross to the back post where sweats was on hand to head home.

    The introduction of GKRK for the quiet foredeckdave at half time gave the Liverpool attack more purpose. Early in the second half Jonesy's free kick was nodded on by GKRK and Bluff, forcing Phil"Messi"Jones to clear with RHC lurking. However Utd continued to threaten on the counter with UIR looping a shot over the keeper and just wide of the post and Skylarker saving a long range KingEric07 shot.

    Liverpool's pressure finally told after 67 minutes. Bozz played a square ball to Jonesy who slid a pass into Bluff on the edge of the Utd box. Bluff's first time flick into the box caught Phil"Messi"Jones flat footed allowing GKRK to slip past him and fire a good finish under the diving Caesar.

    As Liverpool continued to press for an equaliser the game grew more and more open. Constcrepe shot narrowly wide from the edge of the box and sweats tested the Liverpool keeper from distance. At the other end Bluff hit a powerful shot that Caesar could only turn around the post, with Bozz heading the resulting corner at the keeper. Utd had a great chance to score in the last ten minutes, with sweats heading at the keeper's feet from eight yards out, but in the end Utd were happy to hold on for a win.

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    Extended highlights

    Recommend you set the video quality to 1080p and full size it for best quality <ok>

    [video=youtube;QZpBCQzhR-M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZpBCQzhR-M[/video]

    Saved games

    Before and after if anyone wants to have a look at stats etc.

    http://www.gamefront.com/files/20897632/games.zip
     
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  2. UIR - Kagawa Powa

    UIR - Kagawa Powa New Member

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    That United striker is some player :eek:
     
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  3. BCR

    BCR Well-Known Member

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    I think he will be man marked next time, or Sir Skylarker might have someone "do him".
     
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  4. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    We should do this for every game.
     
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  5. BCR

    BCR Well-Known Member

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    Ya it looks sweet. Hopefully I don't have to carry the team each game.....................
     
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  6. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    who's idea was it to put me a.k.a dirk kuyt centre mid <doh> the circle is yellow instead of green indicating this is not a good position and a rating of 6.4 backs that up <grr>
     
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  7. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    Your right. I am - I sacrificed myself for the team so you could get the glory <ok>
     
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  8. BCR

    BCR Well-Known Member

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    If it was Sky then he messed up, if it was Swarbs, he was a cheating c***! <ok>
     
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  9. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I thought you were RM/RW..
     
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  10. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    edit your post sky .... we'll blame swarbs <ok>
     
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  11. UIR - Kagawa Powa

    UIR - Kagawa Powa New Member

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    Infighting amongst the liverpool ranks.

    No doubt you will blame it on board room troubles and you dodgy mexican owners.
     
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  12. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I see your tactics earned us a loss hash <whistle>
     
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  13. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    they were the bones it was up to you as manager to flesh them out <grr>
     
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  14. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member
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    I just used the tactics file Sky sent me. I was a bit surprised to see luvgonzo (Downing) and hash (Kuyt) in CM, but I figured Sky was having a Benitez moment ;)
     
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  15. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I am prepared to take the blame being manager. Hopefully next time our tactician can improve on his previous performance....
     
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  16. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    Shame there's no settings for 'dive', you might have got something from the game then.....

    <RUNS REALLY FAST>
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I can't even see the player ratings. I only get mentioned once, so I can't have had a good game. Why was this boss? It said I was lurking, which sounds about right. Did I say anything horrible to any of their team? Did you get the tactics wrong? How do we actually view this? I can't do it at work, but I can do it later.
     
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  18. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    The tactics file was done by Hash! I picked the team and formation...

    It should of been Downing (LW) Kuyt (RW) and Gerrard (CAM) with Lucas (DM).

    Basically you ****ed us over Swarbs <laugh>
     
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  19. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    oh I'll give you tactics dont worry and none of this fancy 4132 crap i'll give you winning tactics next ... when is the real match seeing as that was the friendly ?
     
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  20. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    RHC 6.6 <ok>
     
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