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Off Topic Vindaloo… A song for Poyet

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  1. JohnHumbles,tape recorder

    JohnHumbles,tape recorder Well-Known Member

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    Can, I introduce you please
    To a lump of cheddar cheese "with chips"
    Knit one, pearl one
    Drop one, curl one
    Kick it

    Nah, nah, nah, vindaloo
    Nah, nah, nah, vindaloo
    Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, vindaloo
    Nah, nah, nah, vindaloo
    Nah, nah, nah, vindaloo
    Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah

    Drop one, curl one….:emoticon-0172-mooni



    MAN ‘SORRY’ FOR CLUB INCIDENT
    Last updated at 11:43, Thursday, 29 January 2015

    CLUBBERS were left shocked and disgusted after a man dropped his trousers and defecated on a dance floor.

    The man was in Bubbles, Tangier Street, on Saturday night when the incident happened.

    The 36-year-old, said to be the worse for drink, has publicly apologised on social media.

    Nightclub owners have decided not to press charges.

    In a public apology made on his Facebook profile page the Whitehaven man said “a vindaloo curry and too many pints” were to blame for his behaviour.

    Angela Walker, co-director of the club, said: “We are not pressing charges as a public apology has been given and compensation to the person who had to clean up the mess has been sorted.”

    A donation to the door staff has also been received.

    Although the man was named in a national newspaper and on social media The Whitehaven News, who is aware of the culprit’s identity, has chosen to leave his name out in the interests of propriety.
     
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    JohnHumbles,tape recorder, Jan 31, 2015
  2. Wisey's Hair

    Wisey's Hair Well-Known Member

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    Hahaha must be a mackem on tour.
     
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  3. JohnHumbles,tape recorder

    JohnHumbles,tape recorder Well-Known Member

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    <ok>



    Fits the floor 5h1tters M.O. perfectly…<cool>
    Drop one, curl one….:emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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  4. Rick O'Shea

    Rick O'Shea Well-Known Member

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    It was the bus driver. <doh>
     
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    Rick O'Shea, Jan 31, 2015
  5. JohnHumbles,tape recorder

    JohnHumbles,tape recorder Well-Known Member

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    Was it ****!
     
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    JohnHumbles,tape recorder, Jan 31, 2015
    Somebodys pinched my sombrero likes this.
  6. Rick O'Shea

    Rick O'Shea Well-Known Member

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    Hahahahah
    Or is this going to be like the other times the north bank of the Tyne tries to rewrite history?
     
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    Rick O'Shea, Jan 31, 2015

  7. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    So.. Did he crap in an inappropriate place.. Or not?
     
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  8. Rick O'Shea

    Rick O'Shea Well-Known Member

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    The bus driver did.
     
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    Rick O'Shea, Jan 31, 2015
  9. JohnHumbles,tape recorder

    JohnHumbles,tape recorder Well-Known Member

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    Sorry Inde, but i have to pooh-pooh that clip…
     
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  10. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    With Gus being the driver of the "Gus Bus" is that just another way of saying that Gus did the deed?
     
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  11. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    DNA testing is required I feel.
    I actually thought Pooyet did a couple of curlers at different times not just one?
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Feb 1, 2015
  12. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    He did hence he felt the need to apologise. he has now paid Paddy the Pikey to deflect the ****ty stigma.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Feb 1, 2015
  13. pauljohnhutch

    pauljohnhutch Well-Known Member

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    of course bus drivers have access to dressing rooms all the time
     
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  14. Rick O'Shea

    Rick O'Shea Well-Known Member

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    Technically, it was a coach.
    And Poyet doing a poo in the dressing room, much more believable? Do you know that the driver didn't have access?
     
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    Rick O'Shea, Feb 1, 2015
  15. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Yes to both questions. I have a sauce.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Feb 1, 2015
  16. pauljohnhutch

    pauljohnhutch Well-Known Member

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    do you honestly think that he would have access to the dressing room, or that he would park his pride and joy some where and leave it unattended
     
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    pauljohnhutch, Feb 1, 2015
  17. Rick O'Shea

    Rick O'Shea Well-Known Member

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    On the sauce more like.
    So you know the matchday preparations?
     
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  18. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I can't believe the mackems are trying to pretend that Gus isn't the floorshitter. Get over it, your manager is feral.

    I heard that dirty **** Taricco topped it up because he thought Gus's curler wasn't big enough.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Feb 1, 2015
  19. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Perhaps...has Smug found Monacoger yet through his sauces? :emoticon-0121-angry
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Feb 1, 2015
  20. Rick O'Shea

    Rick O'Shea Well-Known Member

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    Piss taking aside, I can't believe that some of you lot actually believe Gus did it. Repeating something a million times doesn't make it true.

    I hope not. Then there might not be any more funny meltdowns.
     
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    Rick O'Shea, Feb 1, 2015
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