Having analysed hours and hours of match footage it's recently come to my attention that Kompany only ever heads the ball. Seriously, this guy is just a forehead. Look at its perfect proportions, the large dedicated flat area the way he deliberately shaves his hairline higher then normal to increase the shiny surface for optimum ball to forehead contact. I have heard that part of his pre-game ritual involves an application of oil to the forehead, linseed oil for example, to ensure its longevity and provide a glossy finish that's easy for the rest of his team to aim at.
Having recently analysed hours and hours of match footage it's come to my attention that our players never head the ball from corners or set-pieces
Having recently analysed hours and hours of match footage it has come to my attention that Vincent Kompany's forehead is bigger than 1. A gourd. 2. The Larsen ice shelf. 3. A teatray. 4. Jenna Jameson's bangers. 5. Pluto. 6. Big Ben. 7. A four pack of smart price lager. 8. Michael Owen's paddling pool. 9. The kop. 10. A Nissan Micra. #tenthingsvincentkompany'sforeheadisbiggerthan
Certainly not on Gerrez. The tight batard. Welcome new friend. I'm one of the better posters on this site. Don't trust anyone else. Stick by me and I'll look after you.
