victim of racism

last month i was out getting dinner after uni with my Korean stalker (she paid) at wok to walk on sauchiehall street. she went to the toilet and a gook came over to me and warned me to leave the asian girls for asian guys. I laughed in his face and told him to **** off before i had him deported in a banana crate.

I was ****ting it in case he knew kung fu.

 

I widny have ate the dinner. Dunno what the gooks might have done to it.

I went to an Indian Restaurant with an Indian burd from Brighton once. None of the waiters said anything but I was highly suspicious if not a little nervous of the food.

 

But you are asian....

 

Luckily he wasn't a ***** gook.

 

i would have been ****ed facing the combination of ***** strength and genetic kung fu ability

 

she suggested we go there and you can watch them preparing the food so i was reasonably happy i wasnt eating slope jizz.

 

...aye, and they don't like me.

 

Asians are hot

 

Aye, she wiz. She was a veggie though. I wisny allowed to cook meat in my own house while she stayed. Or smoke. The ****.

 

Ah ya ****, I've dated a tanned girl but I haven't had the chance with an asian as of yet. On my bucket list though.

 

Oh wait. By Asian you mean of a yellow persuasion. Hivny done one of them. Indian lassie and a lassie from Zimbabwe or somesuch. Need a gook to complete the set.

 

i ****ing love slopes. there are tons of them at uni some **** told them all i have a burd though so they are all to honorable to let me slip them a length.

 

Asian is yellow or indian. Both the same continent. Chatting up a half chink at the moment, does that count?

 

Let's say yes. Good luck.

 

Let's say ain't good enough, I'm not gonna do this if it doesn't count

 

I said yes ya hawf-wit

 

"Let's say yes" is like saying no in my eyes <shakesfist>

 

He means naw its nae ya failure.

 

I trust you not.

 

Are we accepting that If In Doubt is new, or are we suspecting he's sumbdy's alias?

He seems to know an awful lot about the GC folks.