Vicar hospitalised with potato up his bum

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/382493-vicar-hospitalised-with-potato-up-his-bum

A vicar claims a potato got stuck up his bottom after he fell on to the vegetable while hanging curtains in the nude.



It was really a bout of kinky sex. If it weren't for the fact he is a vicar, I would guess that it was ER.​

 

Oh Sam, that's an old one.

 

**** you, why'd you have to point that out. I was hoping no one would notice

 

[video=youtube;uKt-KR1TsRg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=uKt-KR1TsRg[/video]

 

If I remember, it got a good discussion going about objects up the bum at the time

 

Geezer I worked with claimed his missus used to be a nurse and that they'd had two people in casualty: a man with a lacerated knob and a woman with heavy bruising about the head. Apparently she had an epileptic fit whilst fellating him and he used a frying pan to dislodge her. Would love that to be true.

 

I'm hoping to spark another one. I'm rather a fan of shoving random stuff up my arse

 

You do yourself no favours on here, Sam

 

Might as well embrace it. We all get our fair share of slagging.

 

Not me

 

ST had a picture of your saggy tits as a sig for months

 

No he didn't. My breasts are even

 

As even as the number 5

 

What a bitch!

 

Deluded.

 

Don't you start, ya wee ****.