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Very, very O/T; Screech

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Carmine Galante., Aug 22, 2013.

  1. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    Kin Jesus wept.

    Screech is in the Celebrity Big Brother house.

    Tenner says he takes Janice Battersby up the wrong 'un.
     
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  2. HHH

    HHH Well-Known Member

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    Is the world ready for a sequel to saved by the smell...

    Any decent totty, other than Battersby?
     
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  3. BillyBobBallbag

    BillyBobBallbag Well-Known Member

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    **** me just turned it over, get him a huddlefro and he looks exactly the same, how long ago was he on saved by the bell ?
     
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  4. Happy Tiger

    Happy Tiger Well-Known Member

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    One question Carmine;

    How the **** do you know that?

    Is your missus making you eat mint ice cream too??

    I know there's a stigma, but if you need help, just ask, we're all here for you. Stand up to her, or move on, we got your back.

    PS yes I know there's 2 questions.
     
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  5. RicardoHCAFC

    RicardoHCAFC Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    It finished 20 years ago, the original series version anyway. All the College Years and New Class episodes would have been after that.
     
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  6. rovertiger

    rovertiger Well-Known Member

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    Who the **** is screech???

    What the **** is Carmine doing watching that **** programme?
     
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  7. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Big Ron no no no. Youre too good for this ****. Les and Janice Battersby!! kinn hell.
     
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  8. Quill

    Quill Bastard

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    **** me, I remember seeing old episodes of Saved By The Bell on Nickelodeon in the late 90s/early 00s.

    Looking at him there somehow makes me feel old.
     
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  9. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    Listen losers.

    I'm honestly ****ed if I know how that ****e was on the box, I'd normally( and correctly) blame her indoors but she was in the kitchen( where she belongs) and had nowt to do with it.

    The best 'celebrity' though is some trans sexual who was that weirdo child antiques dealer that used to do interviews on Wogan.

    You know the ****, looked like David Gower.

    Anyways the fooking radge is now a bird with massive Bristols.

    WHAT THE **** IS GOING ON?

    I might actually watch this series, it's like a Victorian freak show.

    Who needs John Merrick though when you've got these ****s to gawp at?
     
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  10. andy payton's mullet

    andy payton's mullet Well-Known Member

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    Isn't screech a porn star now? Sure I read that somewhere
     
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  11. Party Hull!

    Party Hull! Well-Known Member

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    He did a porn I believe yes. One of those celeb sex-tape things.

    "I never thought it would get out" etc.
     
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  12. jayc89

    jayc89 Well-Known Member

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    In 2006, Diamond directed and released his own sex tape Screeched – Saved by the Smell.
     
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  13. Happy Tiger

    Happy Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Christ. It's worse than I thought. She's got you eating "Mint Chocolate Chip" ice cream and thinking that it was just "accidentally" on, and that "you've" decided you want to watch it.

    She has almost total control.

    We might need a snatch squad to save him, before he starts telling us that nipping to Dunhelms was his idea. Anyone good with snatches?

    Bros b4 Hos /brofist
     
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  14. Steven Toast

    Steven Toast Well-Known Member

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    I was thinking about this the other day. Have you ever looked up TV people from your child hood? Apparently the blue Power Ranger now directs adult films (and came out the closet), the yellow one (who was hilariously also Chinese - good old fashioned family racism) died some years ago, the red one is a fire fighter and the black power ranger (who was hilariously also black - they weren't even trying...) is a martial arts instructor.

    Funny how things turn out.
     
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  15. originallambrettaman

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    I thought he played for Everton now?
     
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  16. Tuckin

    Tuckin Well-Known Member

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    I had to Google "Screech". Does that mean I'm officially old?
     
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  17. rovertiger

    rovertiger Well-Known Member

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    What did it say because I still haven't a frigging clue :huh:
     
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  18. Quill

    Quill Bastard

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    Well, I'll never be able to look at the blue one the same way again...

    Didn't one of them become a cage fighter or something?
     
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  19. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Well-Known Member

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    I was waiting for someone to say something about his porn vid.

    I've got to say it's funny as ****.
     
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  20. SuitedandBooted

    SuitedandBooted Well-Known Member

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    No it just means you're heterosexual
     
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