Hey guys, I (like most people on this site today) am in need of some advice. I'm currently watching I Bleed Black And White shagging some lass and her dog through her bedroom window (phone in my left hand, right hand down my pants as I balance on a ladder) and there's a kid shouting at me and calling me a ****er. I'm enjoying this peep show almost as much as I enjoy Peep Show but I feel I must teach this kid some manners. The problem is that my ladder is rather creaky and I'm afraid the dog will alert IBBAW and his neighbour to my presence if I try to move. What should I do to find the best compromise between sexual gratification and defending my honour?
quickly finish yourself off, wait for IBBW to finish with the lass. Go over remove the dog, give the lass a second opinion
I say go for a cheeky pokey-bum ****, the quicker and more vigerous the better...Then, when done, give that mouthy little upstart the mother of all Dirty Sanchezes!
Granted, said upstart may attempt to besmirch your good name with slanderous claims that you're a bum-thumber, but who is gunna take him seriously? He'll look like a ****ty-smelling Burt Reynolds!
haaaaaaaaaaaaa, you enjoy the show mate? Next time it's me, you and the dog.. ..she can bring her pet again too!
