Very Uncomfortable

I have been on a conference call for over 2 hours and I have needed a crap and a piss for the last hour..................................................

 

This reminds me, I always seem to do a piss when having a ****, even if I didn't feel like I needed a piss before it

Is that just me?

 

Start making grunting noises as if you're tossing off...they'll cut it short.

 

Me too, even if it's just a dribble.

 

I did. It didn't help and in fact they seemed to enjoy it.

 

All you young un's sound like you have prostate trouble.

<cancerbawz>

 

Nah. We are all just milking the prostate too much

 

Well I'm super comfortable...I resigned two weeks ago and have a 3 month notice period.

Meetings cancelled, feet up planning my holiday when I leave...

 

****

 

Thanks

Think I might nip for a ****...

 

didn't Gambol have some sort of 'accident' of the opposite kind ?

 

Nah, I think everyone does it

 

Thanks for clearing that up, I've often wondered if other people done it but it's not the sort of conversation you want to have with the family

Not 606 is just the place for clearing up such things

 

Nope. It's all viscious gossip innuendo and lies.

 

You'd soon have your nose pressed right in this though:

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Along the same lines - why do I always cut the cheese when I go for a piss? Never fails, every time I'm stood at the pisser out floats an air biscuit. This can be embarrassing especially when stood next to the managing director in the bogs at work.

There must be some sort of sphincter reaction that joins the back to the front when there is a need to have a slash.

I was just thinking about this very subject about an hour ago. Spooky.

 

Do you pull the same face as your avatar?

 

Actually I do